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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Mariners, 5/25 @ 9:10pm CT

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Riverbrian
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The Twins kick off a 3-game series in Seattle tonight and I’m going to be serious for once in my life. I’d like everyone’s attention as I ask for assistance and cooperation from all in order to achie

Blake
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I've long said "Play .500 ball until the All Star break and anything can happen."

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Cleveland's lineup and bullpen just aren't as good as they were. That starting pitching is still really good but they're overrated. Twins have had just about everything go wrong and they're in it. The

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Our advice would be to not try to be either of these guys. But, if you can pull off the look with aplomb like they do, after apparently losing a bet, we won't say a word.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0m5QePrcVNk/UvS_FNo5aLI/AAAAAAAABN0/Ed8iQNHUaMg/s1600/20140207_b.JPG
 
 

 

Completely appropriate that a pair of jorts would have Gators logos on it as that is the official garb of a Florida football fan.

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BTW, our dog when I was a young boy-Aware Wolf-was a female. I remember one time I took her uptown, and wouldn't you know it, she stopped walking, plopped down, and had puppies right there on the sidewalk.

 

Our town cop was such a jerk. He came by and yelled at me for 10 minutes, and then gave Aware Wolf a ticket.

 

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For littering.

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BTW, our dog when I was a young boy-Aware Wolf-was a female. I remember one time I took her uptown, and wouldn't you know it, she stopped walking, plopped down, and had puppies right there on the sidewalk.

 

Our town cop was such a jerk. He came by and yelled at me for 10 minutes, and then gave Aware Wolf a ticket.

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For littering.

I had no idea that they chiseled jokes this long on stone tablets? [ :)]

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Today is National Wine Day! So enjoy a glass, or a couple of bottles today just because!

This is the weekend all the wineries in Oregon can be open, even if they don't normally have a tasting room. It is crowded, but worth it. We'll be out one, two, maybe three days.

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BTW, our dog when I was a young boy-Aware Wolf-was a female. I remember one time I took her uptown, and wouldn't you know it, she stopped walking, plopped down, and had puppies right there on the sidewalk.

 

Our town cop was such a jerk. He came by and yelled at me for 10 minutes, and then gave Aware Wolf a ticket.

 

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For littering.

The pregnant pause was appropriate.
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BTW, our dog when I was a young boy-Aware Wolf-was a female. I remember one time I took her uptown, and wouldn't you know it, she stopped walking, plopped down, and had puppies right there on the sidewalk.

 

Our town cop was such a jerk. He came by and yelled at me for 10 minutes, and then gave Aware Wolf a ticket.

 

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For littering.

Alitering ticket? To Aware Wolf?

 

Was this the Poem Police?

 

Hopefully there was a rhyme or a reason to the charge...

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The Twins need to take 2 in Seattle. It won't be easy. The Mariner's are a good team and the Twins have had trouble with them in years past, especially in Seattle. 

 

The Mariners are favored in every game, per FiveThirtyEight. (61% Friday, 54% Saturday, 53% Sunday)

 

Probability of a Twins Sweep, 8.4%

Probability of a Mariners Sweep, 17.5%

 

The Mariners are in the Driver's Seat for the 2nd Wild Card at the moment. Gotta take at least 2 here.

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You know the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

 

I know.

 

I tried to broadcast my slow motion video of a single grasshopper destroying a farm in Missouri on CNN. The video was 3 years long in length and CNN refused it. 

 

I cited prior restraint and they cited Market Forces blah blah blah.  

 

What is this world coming to?  :)

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