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Article: Game Thread: Twins v Cardinals, 5/15 @ 7:10pm CT


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I don't know if any of you buy into this, but I wonder if there is a non-statistical explanation for at least some of Lance Lynn's poor performance. I am as pro-analytics as anybody, but even I cannot ignore the possibility of emotional or psychological factors that could impact a player's performance (something that statistics would have a hard time quantifying)

 

At this point, the short spring training is becoming a far less believable excuse. We thought he may be on the right track after the White Sox game, but then he went right back to the previous Lance Lynn in the Angels game. Lynn has now started 7 games for the Twins. The "late signing/short spring training" excuse is reaching the end of its life span. 

 

Could he just simply be disinterested? In his recent interview with Brandon Warne, Lynn basically said he "[only had one offer, so kinda had to take it.]" This could be interpreted in many different ways, but it certainly isn't out of the question that Minnesota wasn't his preference. Furthermore, rumor was during the offseason that he was unhappy with the Twins' original offer, so maybe he didn't started on the right foot with the organization?

 

I could understand how the lack of demand in free agency would be frustrating for a pitcher who has been successful for most of his career, but ideally, one would like for that frustration to not be taken out on the field. Lynn didn't get the money or years that he expected, and maybe, psychology, that is hurting his outlook and performance.

 

DISCLAIMER: I am not saying that this IS the case for Lance Lynn. However, I am simply pointing out that it COULD be a possible explanation that we will never find by digging through data. I hope this is not the case, but given that his performance through 7 starts is staggeringly worse than his career numbers, it has to at least be a worthy theory. I hope to see him get a few more starts, and he absolutely will, and see him start to pitch more like the "real" Lance Lynn. But if he can't figure it out soon, he had better be worried considering both the emergence of Fernando Romero and the return of Ervin Santana.

He's overthrowing.  He knows he's got a one year contract and wants to be lights out in order to get a 4/80 contract next year in free agency.  He'll settle down soon.  

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Sorry I'm late everyone but I had to stop a moment and write the Kolten Wong Song. 

 

Here it is... Sung to the Tune of Elton John's "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road". 

 

When are you gonna perform?
When will your stats expand?
There’s prospects down on the farm to replace me for just six hundred grand.

I know I can’t stay here forever.
Hitting one ninety two.
Can’t keep my stride from flying open.
And swinging right out of… my Shu-oo-oes.
Ahh Ah-Ah Ah Ah.  Ahh Ah 
Ahh Ah-Ah Ahhh.

 

So Goodbye to Kolten Wong
The Kolten Wong Gone Song.
I’ve spent my years in the dog house.
Metheny has made me move on.
Tossed in the scrap heat of players no good.
Who stayed in the game way too long.

Oh they tell me it’s over my future died.

The end of the Kolten Wong Saw-onn-ong. Ahh Ah-Ah Ah Ah.

 

I haven't copyrighted this yet so I'll have to trust everyone here that they won't steal it and make a million. 

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Sorry I'm late everyone but I had to stop a moment and write the Kolten Wong Song.

 

Here it is... Sung to the Tune of Elton John's "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road".

 

When are you gonna perform?

When will your stats expand?

There’s prospects down on the farm to replace me for just six hundred grand.

I know I can’t stay here forever.

Hitting one ninety two.

Can’t keep my stride from flying open.

And swinging right out of… my Shu-oo-oes.

Ahh Ah-Ah Ah Ah. Ahh Ah

Ahh Ah-Ah Ahhh.

 

So Goodbye to Kolten Wong

The Kolten Wong Gone Song.

I’ve spent my years in the dog house.

Metheny has made me move on.

Tossed in the scrap heat of players no good.

Who stayed in the game way too long.

Oh they tell me it’s over my future died.

The end of the Kolten Wong Saw-onn-ong. Ahh Ah-Ah Ah Ah.

 

I haven't copyrighted this yet so I'll have to trust everyone here that they won't steal it and make a million.

The latest from Weird Al Yankapitch!

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I shall try to remember not to audition if they ever bring back Name That Tune.

 

OTOH now I have a nifty idea for a song called Roll Your 99 Beer Barrels.

 

Roll, roll, roll your barrels

Gently, don't spill the beer.

You take one down,

And pass it around,

'Cause the gang's all here!

(repeat ad nauseam...)

The singing or the drinking part?

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The spouse/date dessert nibbler should have been a Seinfeld episode.  I mean, he broke up with a girl because she ate her peas one at a time.  "What is the deal with people who don't order dessert, and then take bites off of yours?  What. Is.  The Deal?"

Said every husband every where....

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Morning everyone! Wow, it's a busy day, today, but got a chance to take a quick glance at the.....

 

highlights.

 

Black.

The "highlights" are nothing but a black square box.

Metaphor? Or, is that all there is?

I think that black box is supposed to be a picture of Adrianza packing his bags for Rochester with the lights out :) Edited by Hosken Bombo Disco
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