Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Cardinals, 5/7-7:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

His little Gameday photo looks like a photoshop of a Twins cap on top of a guy from the 20th Maine regiment at Gettysburg....

I was honestly stunned to hear he’s still in baseball. I remember him back in 2013 when I worked at a AAA club and he barely hit .200

[BoofBonser]

 

Not watching the game. Does he look like a truck driver?

think this but about 10-15 years younger

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

LaMarre thinks he can hit his BABIP back to 1.000

 

It'll never happen, buddy!

[Mill1634]

This ump...not great.

 

[Aggies7]

Mike winters having a forgettable night

[Danchat]

It's odd to see Mauer have a bad day at the plate with everyone feasting on this poor pitching. Mauer seems to be taking the Grossman approach at the plate.

[ashbury]

Not watching the game. Does he look like a truck driver?

A piano-movers truck driver. With the piano still on his back.

[mickeymental]

 

Safe to say Bobby Wilson isn't the fastest man in the world.

reminds me of an anecdote in bouton's ball four: it's one thing to carry a piano on your back but you don't have to stop to play it.

[Riverbrian]

 

Extra great setup by RB tonight. 

 

GLORM!!!

 

How does a beer sound?

 

Now you type: "I don't know... I usually finish them before they can get a word in". 

[Riverbrian]

 

Riverbrian, don't you say a word

 

OK

 

But if you silence me... A thousand more will rise up to take my place! 

[Aggies7]

I hope we don’t end up needing more than 6 runs here because that could have been a 4+ run inning

[twinssouth]

Dozier sucks. What a lousy at bat. And he wants a big FA contract. Let him go elsewhere. We'll be lot stronger with Escobar at 2nd, Polanco SS. Whole line up gets stronger.

[nicksaviking]

Did Dick just advocate for robo-umps?!?

 

I would have bet all of my money on him voting the opposite.

[Blake]

 

Not watching the game. Does he look like a truck driver?

More like a fireplug with legs.

[ashbury]

More like a fireplug with legs.

I ran the replay several times and still didn't spot legs. He just kind of rolled down the basepath, like a fireplug probably would.

[Riverbrian]

 

Safe to say Bobby Wilson isn't the fastest man in the world.

 

Yeah

 

Here's a few that are faster with no research and off the top of my head. 

 

Me

Byron Buxton

Spider-Man

Barack Obama

Billy Hamilton

David Letterman

This guy I know named Steve from Bismarck

Glunn

Jake Odorizzi

Adam Thielen

[SwainZag]

That swing by Grossman should be shown to anyone who has trouble going the other way.  Text book on how to hit thru that giant hole.

 

Edit: I forgot I am 20 mins behind

Edited May 8, 2018 by SwainZag

[ashbury]

Torii: Red milk.

Dick: I don't get what you're saying.

 

(Ash: me either)

 

Torii: Red wine.

Dick: Oh.

[glunn]

 

OK

 

But if you silence me... A thousand more will rise up to take my place! 

If we could spread them out then world peace would be possible.

[Riverbrian]

 

His little Gameday photo looks like a photoshop of a Twins cap on top of a guy from the 20th Maine regiment at Gettysburg....

 

OK... This is the post of the night leader. 

[D. Hocking]

 

I ran the replay several times and still didn't spot legs. He just kind of rolled down the basepath, like a fireplug probably would.

 Think he can navigate a space ship?

 

[Riverbrian]

 

Not watching the game. Does he look like a truck driver?

 

Yeah... That's would be accurate. 

[Mill1634]

Magill looks like he could have the stuff to be a decent 6th or 7th inning guy if needed. Nice find by the front office. 

[Aggies7]

IF this holds, it would have to be in the top 5 most impressive wins of the year

[nicksaviking]

Torii: Red milk.

Dick: I don't get what you're saying.

 

(Ash: me either)

 

Torii: Red wine.

Dick: Oh.

Dick: There's nothing wrong with red wine.

Torii: What about 4 or 5 glasses.

Dick: Awkward change of subject.

[BoofBonser]

I just noticed Marlins Man for the first time lol 

[Puckett34]

 

IF this holds, it would have to be in the top 5 most impressive wins of the year

I'd put it top 13-14 for sure

[Blake]

Romero brings back memories of a certain pitcher who made his Twins debut in 1990. Came straight from Double A if I remember correctly.

 

Not that they're the same type of pitcher just that they debuted right out of Double A.

[Riverbrian]

 

If we could spread them out then world peace would be possible.

 

Yeah

 

All we need is 7 Billion people who are just like me. 

 

 

 

[Mill1634]

 

I just noticed Marlins Man for the first time lol 

I'm glad you pointed him out in the 9th inning, not the 1st or 2nd, because now I won't be able to unsee him the rest of the game.