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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/3 - 7:10pm CT


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SOOOOOO, this afternoon, I once again stopped for a beer at my favorite neighborhood beer joint. I had to...there are a bunch of us regulars, and today was one regular's birthday. I won't tell you Morty's age, but it's a large number.

 

Anywho, the rest of us had planned a little surprise party, and as part of the festivities, we had arranged for a young lady to jump out of a huge birthday cake.

 

Well, it went just as planned...she jumps out of the cake, saunters up to Morty, and says to him in a sultry voice, "Happy birthday, Morty! I'm here to give you super sex!"

 

Morty looks at her...long pause...and finally says "I'll take the soup."

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Gotta think odorizzi has run out of gas. Needs to be pulled NOW

 

Like the Prius, Ororizzi can continue after running out of gas.

 

Also like the Prius, after running out of gas Odorizzi is limited to 18 mph, and isn't going to get you very far.

 

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How sad is it that we can’t find a starter to finish six measly innings

 

That's a tough question. I'm normally pretty happy so I have trouble finding a comparison point for levels of sadness. 

 

If I were to guess... I'd say it is somewhere between: A Puppy being run over by a semi and I dropped my pez dispenser in the toilet. 

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