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Game Thread: Twins @ Rays 4/22 @ 12:10 PM CT

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Squirrel GOAT

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This is why most players only give standard cliches while being interviewed.

 

And when they do that, we often hear condemnation of that, too ... he's lying, he has no personality, he's fake, lacking 'humanness.' Soooooo ... if you are in the spotlight for some reason, just say whatever because it won't matter ... someone is always going to take it whatever way they want to fit whatever they already think.

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USAFChief Cooperstown

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 Times are ... tough here in the USAFChief household. So I decided to see if I could pick up some extra cash yesterday by doing an odd job or two. I went up to the rich part of town (here in Tucson, that's "The Foothills") and just started going door to door, asking if anyone needed any work done.

 

Soon enough, a guy answered the door and told me he needed his porch painted. I offered to do it for $100 and he jumped on my offer. He had paint and supplies in his garage, and told me where it was, and to knock on the door for my money when I was done.

 

Half hour later, I knocked on the door. "Well thanks," he said, as he handed me a crisp new benjamin. "To be honest, you could have charged me 3 times that amount. And by the way, I'm pretty impressed with how quickly you got done."

 

"Well," I told him, "thanks. To be honest, it wasn't all that hard, and we really needed the money. By the way, it's not a Porch. It's a Ferrari."

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Is it possible for Bert to cover a game without talking about a pitcher's balance point?

*Checks color of sky*

 

*Sees on calendar it's a day that ends in Y*

 

Not according to our research.

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jun Draft Eligible

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This guy Grossman really has no business playing in the big league. Let him bat 3rd in the lineup? Creative or stupid? He is just like Morrison and Castro. He is an automatic out. It really does not matter if he bats right or left.

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This guy Grossman really has no business playing in the big league. Let him bat 3rd in the lineup? Creative or stupid? He is just like Morrison and Castro. He is an automatic out. It really does not matter if he bats right or left.

 

If you had a conversation with every baseball fan in the world and if you made a list of all the players mentioned who have "no business playing in the big league" and those players were actually not playing in the big leagues.

 

Contraction talk would be back and much scarier. 

 

 

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If you had a conversation with every baseball fan in the world and if you made a list of all the players mentioned who have "no business playing in the big league" and those players were actually not playing in the big leagues.

 

Contraction talk would be back and much scarier. 

You have no business posting in a game thread.

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