Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 4/20@6:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:22 AM, adorduan said:

I hate Rodney

Wow he really doesn’t get any respect

[USAFChief]

 

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:21 AM, Riverbrian said:

I wonder what the exit velo was on the ball hit by Miller. 

 

It looked around 363 MPH. 

The FB off Gomez' ribs came off at 493.

[Puckett34]

 

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:22 AM, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Molitor will be the last to figure it out

Still think he figures it out quicker than Gardy would have.    

[Ultima Ratio]

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:22 AM, adorduan said:

I hate Rodney

talk like that will get you straight to the sports bar with demerits in hand.

[Aggies7]

Two things that will have to happen if the twins are going to seriously compete:

 

Sano will have to produce occasionally

Rodney willl have to be removed as closer

 

Other than that, we’re good

[BoofBonser]

Alex Colome's stats this year: WOOF

 

[twinssporto]

 

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:24 AM, USAFChief said:

The FB off Gomez' ribs came off at 493.

That's how Eve was made.  God threw a fastball at Adams rib.  

 

(biblical humor) 

Edited April 21, 2018 by twinssporto

[Aggies7]

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:25 AM, BoofBonser said:

Alex Colome's stats this year: WOOF

Yeah saving 80% of your teams wins is the big one though

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

WHO SAID CAREW

 

 

dammit

[adorduan]

 

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:25 AM, Ultima Ratio said:

talk like that will get you straight to the sports bar with demerits in hand.

Oh well....

[Ultima Ratio]

Denny Hocking

[Vanimal46]

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:25 AM, twinssporto said:

That's how Eve was made. God threw a fastball at Adams rib.

 

(biblical humor)

You know how I said rest now, sweet prince? Well.... Hopefully you didn't put your teeth in the glass just yet!

[USAFChief]

So every day on my way home from work, I stop at this little neighborhood bar and have a beer. Two days ago, as I'm sitting there, just me and the barkeep, who was barely awake, a duck walks in and asks him "Do you have any grapes?"

 

"No, we only serve beer here."

 

Yesterday, same duck walks in..."Do you have any grapes?"

 

"No, I told you yesterday, we only serve beer here. Try this stunt again, and I'll nail your bill to the bar. Now get out."

 

Today, sure enough, in walks the duck.  "Got any nails?"

 

"Nope."

 

"Got any grapes?"

[Aggies7]

Let’s go back in time and not trade Brandon kintzler

[Riverbrian]

Does Colome usually do the Rodney hat tilt thing? 

[twinssporto]

 

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:27 AM, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

WHO SAID CAREW


dammit

It was me.

 

I'm sorry.

[twinssporto]

 

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:28 AM, Vanimal46 said:

You know how I said rest now, sweet prince? Well.... Hopefully you didn't put your teeth in the glass just yet!

I'm bent but not broken.  We're gonna be fine.  

[BoofBonser]

 

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:29 AM, Riverbrian said:

Does Colome usually do the Rodney hat tilt thing? 

Yes

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:25 AM, Aggies7 said:

Two things that will have to happen if the twins are going to seriously compete:

Sano will have to produce occasionally

Rodney willl have to be removed as closer

 

Sano produces just enough to make people think he will produce occasionally.

[Aggies7]

Sano, another solid 0-5 with 3 k’s. Stinakroo

[Vanimal46]

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:25 AM, BoofBonser said:

Alex Colome's stats this year: WOOF

Jinx!

[LaBombo]

It's cool that the Twins want me to see them play even when I work late, but this extra innings thing is probably going to make the bullpen grouchy.

[Aggies7]

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:30 AM, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Sano produces just enough to make people think he will produce occasionally.

I know, I make sure I watch his bats because he MIGHT homer. Lucy and the football

[Riverbrian]

 

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:30 AM, BoofBonser said:

Yes

I hadn't noticed that before. 

 

 

[USAFChief]

 

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:30 AM, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Sano produces just enough to make people think he will produce occasionally.

Brilliantly phrased.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Molitor to Hughes:

 

"We need 7 solid innings from you Sunday."

[LaBombo]

 

 

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:31 AM, Aggies7 said:

 Stinakroo

 

Web M.D. said I probably had that when I described my symptoms to it a few hours after eating a box of Fiber One bars.

Edited April 21, 2018 by LaBombo

[USAFChief]

 

  On 4/21/2018 at 2:33 AM, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Molitor to Hughes:

"We need 7 solid innings from you Sunday."

Same thing he told Lynn tonight.

[howeda7]

Zach Duke and his 9 ERA don't have this, do they? 

[Mill1634]

welp. We are going to lose this game somehow.