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Article: Game Thread: Twins vs Mariners, 4/5 @ 3:10pm CT

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Ah, that makes me feel better already! thanks,

That he's being reprimanded or that those two aren't sharing an OF?

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    Miguel Sano.   ba-dum-tschhhhh

 

LaMarre in LF for Eddie.

 

Robert at DH for Weapon X.

 

Adrianza at SS for Eddie the Stick.

 

Garver at C for Castro.

 

thanks! 

 

That he's being reprimanded or that those two aren't sharing an OF?

 

the second part. I think a verbal reminder is sufficient, never understood the benching thing (unless he's already warned him about this particular thing....)

1 Brian Dozier 2B
2 Joe Mauer 1B 
3 Miguel Sano 3B 
4 Robbie Grossman DH
5 Byron Buxton CF 
6 Max Kepler RF
7 Ryan LaMarre LF
8 Ehire Adrianza SS
9 Mitch Garver C

 

Is this a metaphor for domed baseball? I like it. If not, i feel bad for the raccoon.

And strange subjects are the meat and potatoes of Game Thread, in my humble opinion.

Well, maybe that's too generic. Perhaps they're the Brussels Sprouts of Game Thread.

That better?

Thank goodness someone brought up Brussel Sprouts.  It reminds me of the time my dog got into a fresh bag of them I had bought from the farmers market in Minneapolis.  He ate them all and went outside for the next three hours being sick.  I didn't let him back in the house until morning.  

 

All the grass died the next day.  

1 Brian Dozier 2B

2 Joe Mauer 1B 

3 Miguel Sano 3B 

4 Robbie Grossman DH

5 Byron Buxton CF 

6 Max Kepler RF

7 Ryan LaMarre LF

8 Ehire Adrianza SS

9 Mitch Garver C

Sort of a strange lineup for opening day with a full house. 4 bench players? I know these types of lineups are common on get away day. Sometimes I think Molly has a little of the contrarian in him?

spoiler alert much??

Yes.

Thank goodness someone brought up Brussel Sprouts.  It reminds me of the time my dog got into a fresh bag of them I had bought from the farmers market in Minneapolis.  He ate them all and went outside for the next three hours being sick.  I didn't let him back in the house until morning.  

 

All the grass died the next day.

That's better than mine. Or at least more concise.

 

I think the moral of mine ends up being don't feed me Brussel Sprouts. But i'm able to bring the concept of odds pressure which i learned from a bit of how to talk Minnesotan on Prairie Home Companion back when.

 

The world is right when you're ninja'd with a Brussel Sprouts story.

I really like brussel sprouts. Thought I understand why others don't.....

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I don't know... you can fit an awful lot on T shirts nowadays...

 

Monday evening a band director had a T shirt what headlined "Music Theory Much?" and had a lot of fine print which i woulda felt awkward asking if i could read, and was tempted to comment that i'd wear a shirt like that if only it was written so i could read it.

 

Then later at another rehearsal a trumpet player was wearing a T shirt titled "Physics Crib Shirt" for everyone else, and at closer glance, everything else was written the right way.

 

Yeah, a lot will fit, not even needing microfiche technologies...

Oh, if i keep posting between now and the first pitch, that just means i'm putting off yard work.

 

Feel free to chastise me accordingly.

Over/Under for total number of hits 7-9 will get today: 3.5

 

I'm going with the over!

I don't know... you can fit an awful lot on T shirts nowadays...

 

Monday evening a band director had a T shirt what headlined "Music Theory Much?" and had a lot of fine print which i woulda felt awkward asking if i could read, and was tempted to comment that i'd wear a shirt like that if only it was written so i could read it.

 

Then later at another rehearsal a trumpet player was wearing a T shirt titled "Physics Crib Shirt" for everyone else, and at closer glance, everything else was written the right way.

 

Yeah, a lot will fit, not even needing microfiche technologies...

Saw this on a t-shirt once.

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Rosario's taking the day off in the OF. Grossman takes LoMo's spot at DH

 

I guess LoMo's complaining about the weather paid off.

 

The integral form of Maxwell's equations. Nice.

coffeecup

 

You have a t-shirt with a coffee cup on it?

I don't know... you can fit an awful lot on T shirts nowadays...

 

Monday evening a band director had a T shirt what headlined "Music Theory Much?" and had a lot of fine print which i woulda felt awkward asking if i could read, and was tempted to comment that i'd wear a shirt like that if only it was written so i could read it.

 

Then later at another rehearsal a trumpet player was wearing a T shirt titled "Physics Crib Shirt" for everyone else, and at closer glance, everything else was written the right way.

 

Yeah, a lot will fit, not even needing microfiche technologies...

I misrecalled...

 

I think this was the band director's:

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Physics crib shirt does not directly come up on a quest through google...

 

Oh well.

 

I'll be the ice cube in Section 215. 

 

 

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Got it.  We'll look for ya on TV.

Got some Ice T to go with it

 

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My Highbrow T-Shirt says "My Fecal Matter Renders No Olfactory Sensation"

 

My wife thinks it stinks.

 

I told her to wash it.

 

The T-shirt.

Right.

First Base.

Shame on all of us who didn't think of that before you did.

For those at home, during the anthem, they released a bald eagle, and instead of going to its handler, it decided to perch on a Mariners player. And he looked terrified.

Nice throws...

 

For those at home, during the anthem, they released a bald eagle, and instead of going to its handler, it decided to perch on a Mariners player. And he looked terrified.

FSN just showed it.  Landed on the M's starting pitcher. Ha!

SaNOOOOOO!

 

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