Tattoos are crazy, man.  I would never get a tattoo.

But I would get a tat 3!

 

http://www.deppimpact.com/images/bodyart/lefthand3.jpg

Yeah, but what would you get a tat 4?

Not on this tender and delicate epidermis.

 

I find t-shirts to be a great (and flexible) method of self-expression.

I find t-shirts to be a great (and flexible) method of self-expression.

Some things do work better on a brawny forearm.

 

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Tattoos are awesome! When I can make up my mind of what I want permanently adorned on my body, I’ll probably get several.

 

Some things do work better on a brawny forearm.

 

 

And some don't.

 

Tattoos are awesome! When I can make up my mind of what I want permanently adorned on my body, I’ll probably get several.

A baseball, a cat, and a cello.

 

A baseball, a cat, and a cello.

 

And...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*swoon*

Lol ... no ... I’ve moved on ...

I've thought about it several times, but I think my time has passed now

I've thought about it several times, but I think my time has passed now

You are never too old. In fact it’s probably better to get tattoos when you are older. It’s less likely your tat will get distorted when you get one when your skin is already old and wrinkled.

 

I've thought about it several times, but I think my time has passed now

 

My condolences. The site will miss you dearly.

 

You are never too old. In fact it’s probably better to get tattoos when you are older. It’s less likely your tat will get distorted when you get one when your skin is already old and wrinkled.

So, twenty years from now, then?

So, twenty years from now, then?

For whom? You or me?

 

For whom? You or me?

Yes.

My condolences. The site will miss you dearly.

Ad revenue would go down 6 percent, I'd guess....

The 3 tattoo is apparently on Johnny Depp.

 

I don't have any tattoos, but I would only get jokey ones.

For example, I could get a tattoo of a thermos.  Then if it's too hot or too cold, I can make a big production out of adjusting the Thermos Tat.

 

Or, I could get a tat 2.

 

Or, I could do what I did in the original post, and say I would never get a tattoo only to then reveal a tat 3. The clincher then would be to say, "Ah, I was just kidding. I would get a tattoo," followed by revealing a tat 2 in another location.

 

I used to be a HUGE Words with Friends player, and I was obsessed with how often the word "Qi" was played in nearly every game. It was at this time when I met a girl who had a tattoo on her wrist of two scrabble letters -- QI. There was nothing for it but to marry this girl, obviously. Strange how stuff like that works out.

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Basically, "dad joke" tattoos for you, then.

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http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7040030/12-joke-tattoos-that-were-totally-worth-it

Basically, "dad joke" tattoos for you, then.

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http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7040030/12-joke-tattoos-that-were-totally-worth-it

That would put a huge damper on the night for me on that reveal. That would be ... how to phrase it ... libido draining. And I like tattoos as a rule, they are not a deal breaker, but that one could be.

That would put a huge damper on the night for me on that reveal. That would be ... how to phrase it ... libido draining. And I like tattoos as a rule, they are not a deal breaker, but that one could be.

So, something more along the lines Doom laid out, for your viewing delectation?

 

So, something more along the lines Doom laid out, for your viewing delectation?

 

I’m sure Doom’s wife would find it adorable. Uh huh. Yeah. That’s it.

A test of inking...

 

Tattoo ideas for Craig:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tattoo ideas for Craig:

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Bunch of nice t-shirts there.

I have a hand turkey on my back.

I have e^i(pie)+1=0 on my thigh. Props if you know that equation. I also have 4 more... Need more.

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