"Left lateral upper arm pain"

 

wtf?

 

I hope it's not bilateral.

Or forward lateral? (Thank you football announcers for destroying the English language).

Pitcher must have got the old fastball sign.

Yeah, a lot of Brockmire-isms aren't gonna pass muster here.

Just got back from seeing the movie Dunkirk, and holy cow we've scored 9 runs and 5 homers? Wow!

Kepler started the blitzkrieg

 

Yeah, a lot of Brockmire-isms aren't gonna pass muster here.

I hear former long haul trucker and gout survivor Bartolo Colon is pitching tomorrow.

Kepler started the blitzkrieg

http://i.imgur.com/dfWGP3E.gif

Watching these slighter players club home runs, it still amazes me that someone with all of Mauer's talent and size, and he never made the adjustment to be able to hit home runs.

The other night Roy was mentioning that he is basically the only player in the game to still use an ash bat instead of (harder) maple bats.

 

I'm not saying correlation is causation, but anyone else think Mauer might just maybe want to give the maple bats a try?

 

"Left lateral upper arm pain"

 

wtf?

 

I hope it's not bilateral.

I believe thats the medical way to say, "we don't have a ****ing clue"

 

The other night Roy was mentioning that he is basically the only player in the game to still use an ash bat instead of (harder) maple bats.

I'm not saying correlation is causation, but anyone else think Mauer might just maybe want to give the maple bats a try?

Maybe he just needs to get his ash in gear and carve a lightning bolt into his bat. It's sort of a natural thing...

The other night Roy was mentioning that he is basically the only player in the game to still use an ash bat instead of (harder) maple bats.

 

He could also try a chief bat or a Riverbrian bat

 

 

/insidejoke

 

He could also try a chief bat or a Riverbrian bat


/insidejoke

 

All he really needs to do is put a charge in one.

 

The other night Roy was mentioning that he is basically the only player in the game to still use an ash bat instead of (harder) maple bats.

I'm not saying correlation is causation, but anyone else think Mauer might just maybe want to give the maple bats a try?

 

I actually came across this a couple weeks ago.....interesting read regarding bat type

 

http://www.whatproswear.com/wpw-report-wood-bat-type-usage-in-the-mlb-maple-vs-ash-vs-birch/

 

How was Dunkirk? I think like 99.8% of movies out there look like total **** and complete waste of my time, but I think I would actually go see Dunkirk. Did it live up to the promise? 

It's basically an hour and a half war movie that is non-stop action and incredibly brutal. Fantastic cinematography and it looks the part - everything looks real, no fakey CGI. It's basically what Pearl Harbor should have been (no stupid plot and unnecessary bloat), but I'm no "war movie fanatic", so that's just my 2 cents. 

 

I've heard it's amazing in IMAX, so if that's an option, I'd try that.

 

It's basically an hour and a half war movie that is non-stop action and incredibly brutal. Fantastic cinematography and it looks the part - everything looks real, no fakey CGI. It's basically what Pearl Harbor should have been (no stupid plot and unnecessary bloat), but I'm no "war movie fanatic", so that's just my 2 cents. 

 

I've heard it's amazing in IMAX, so if that's an option, I'd try that.

 

So it's "Battle of Britain" with modern moviemaking technology? I like it.

I like August Polanco.

It's great to see Polanco hitting

Did he change his first name?

I smell playoff run....Serious....just go with it.

 

Go Twins!

This Dillon Gee guy doesn't look too bad, does he?

I was kinda hoping Busenitz would get to pitch in this one. He's kinda just been hanging out on the roster, not really getting used. He's appeared in just one game since July 26th.

All he really needs to do is put a charge in one.

not really an inside joke, just a pun on moderator names

 

This Dillon Gee guy doesn't look too bad, does he?

The name alone could make millions.  Could be a high end mustard product or a line of designer jeans.  

Braun just needed one more injection to complete the cycle. Didn't quite get there.

 

I was kinda hoping Busenitz would get to pitch in this one. He's kinda just been hanging out on the roster, not really getting used. He's appeared in just one game since July 26th.

I can think of quite a few games since July 26th where having an extra bench bat would've been nice. 

 

not really an inside joke, just a pun on moderator names

 

Just doing a pun on my own name.

WINNER!!

ALL THE CHICKENS!

 

 

Good game for #7 today 

 

1-4 with a walk. 3 balls hit softy to second base. Was nowhere to be found when the twins were celebrating the 3 homeruns in the 4th

 

 

 

 

23 million

 

3 game winning streak, 2 HR for Kepler, 2 HR for Rosario and Dozier's 1st career Grand Slam and this is what you get out of the game?  

Not too often you see a 4 inning save

The Twins have placed Mejia on the 10 day DL. I imagine they'll call up a bench bat (Vargas/Garver) for now and eventually get a starter up here. They could go with Gee since he pitched 4 innings today or they could opt for somebody like Slegers to pick up a few starts.