Statcast had Buxton going from 1st to home in 9.47 seconds. That's, fast, right?

 

I love it when Buxton goes so fast rounding a base that he has to throw up his right arm as an emergency release / rudder control to keep from falling over. It feel like watching a startled doe running through the woods.

No, I did see that story early this morning. The man has very little left to offer. Even with a magical Greg Maddux two-seamer, Colon lacks the poop to pop heaters past pro bats. Poopless gas is annoying. 

I hope you and fellow posters can get this out of your systems right away, because the moderators are likely going to stop this up.

Statcast had Buxton going from 1st to home in 9.47 seconds. That's, fast, right?

 

I love it when Buxton goes so fast rounding a base that he has to throw up his right arm as an emergency release / rudder control to keep from falling over. It feel like watching a startled doe running through the woods.

The online thing with rankings upgraded him from 29.9 to 30.0 feet per second, and i attribute it to that run...

 

I hope you and fellow posters can get this out of your systems right away, because the moderators are likely going to stop this up.

Agreed. The "Colon" jokes have gotten out of hand. Time to put a stopper in it. I'll go first. 

Agreed. The "Colon" jokes have gotten out of hand. Time to put a stopper in it. I'll go first.

Is this what we get for setting the bar too low?

 

Personally i hope he pitches well.

I hope you and fellow posters can get this out of your systems right away, because the moderators are likely going to stop this up.

Do Cologne jokes count?