Article: Game Thread: Twins@Angels , 6/1@9:07pm CT

[snepp]

 

How do we expect to colonize Mars, when we've barely visited Uranus?

 

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[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Meyer has size and good stuff, but no presence or rhythm.

 

Honestly I think ballroom dance classes might benefit him!

[jimbo92107]

 

I've told you in the past to be careful on those..

Hope you made it out ok

Embarrassing and I'm guessing a couple grand in new plastic. I always figure plastic costs thousands of dollars... 

[bird]

 

How do we expect to colonize Mars, when we've barely visited Uranus?

 

 

Speaking of Uranus, how many homers do you think they'll get out of Alberts Pujol?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Mauer bunts with a runner on 1st and 2 outs.

 

As long as it was a sacrifice bunt attempt, it's ok

[Danchat]

Joe, you're batting .330 in May, you don't need to bunt! Notch another hit or take a walk!

[ashbury]

I like philology. 

You must find Phil Hughes utterly fascinating.

[DrNeau]

 

IN FRONT OF A GUY WHO HOMERED IN HIS LAST AB

Still makes no sense. Take at least one hack.

[ashbury]

Sounds kinda hokey...

You were a bit pokey in responding.

[Pardon My Dinger]

You must find Phil Hughes utterly fascinating.

If in fact we're placing Hughes within a canon of Phils...I wouldn't mind it.

[KirbyDome89]

 

I was going to watch this game live, but I had a little accident on the I5 going north to LA. Learning to lane-split is going to be expensive. 

What are you riding?

[ashbury]

Meyer has size and good stuff, but no presence or rhythm.

 

Honestly I think ballroom dance classes might benefit him!

How would repeatedly stepping on some undeserving woman's feet make him a better pitcher?

[Aggies7]

You gotta be kidding me

[Oldgoat_MN]

Polanco has popped out as many times in his first 2 at bats tonight as Votto has in the last 4 years.

[Aggies7]

1st and 3rd no outs and we get nothing. Story of most of the year

[ashbury]

Speaking of Uranus, how many homers do you think they'll get out of Alberts Pujol?

[Blake]

 

1st and 3rd no outs and we get nothing. Story of most of the year

Consistency is never a bad thing, right?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

How would repeatedly stepping on some undeserving woman's feet make him a better pitcher?

Touche

[howeda7]

I'm glad this potent offense has no use for Vargas. 

[ashbury]

What are you riding?

If he were Wile E. Coyote, it would have started as a sedan but ended up as two motorcycles.

[Deduno Abides]

Rosario is increasingly looking like the 2017 version of 1986 Mickey Hatcher.

[Blake]

I was seeing all this stuff about Pujols and 600 home runs and thought it was cool that he had regained his stroke. 

 

Then, I look at his numbers and wow, that's a lot of money for very little.

[John Kelsey]

Who didn't see that coming?

[Aggies7]

Oh baby!!!

[snepp]

SANO-SIE FOR THREE!

[Riverbrian]

TRIPLE PLAY 5-4-3

[akmanak]

Boom! Triple play!

[TwinsCD]

Well that was beautiful.

[Puckett34]

Oh my.  I've never seen that live before.

[Blake]

 

Rosario is increasingly looking like the 2017 version of 1986 Mickey Hatcher.

It won't truly be Hatcher until Rosario dives for a ball jumps up, can't find the ball and then realizes the ball wound up under his hat that came off. (I think it was Hatcher that made that classic play. It was hilarious)