Article: Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 5/19 @ 7:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

 

"Don't let Belisle's numbers fool you."

 

 

I'm just a simpleton, I guess, because I'm pretty easily fooled by an ERA over 8, a WHIP of 1.71 and as many walks as K.

[Blake]

 

And in other news... A 25 year old Milbank Resident bought a used car for less than Blue Book Value. 

 

When reached for comment... He said... I liked the color. 

And was there a follow-up story? Color of car? Seating arrangements? MPG?

[Aggies7]

When was the last time dozier homered? Or did anything big offensively, for that manner?

[Aggies7]

Torii is now doing the "stuffy white guy" announcer voice. When is Bert coming back?

[USAFChief]

Our third base coach **** up in the 2nd looms large.

[bird]

 

oooohhhhhhh....it's like the Hatfield's and McCoy's up in here.

 

FIFY

[Aggies7]

Our third base coach **** up in the 2nd looms large.

Changed the entire game, exaggerating a bit, yes, but that could have been a big inning. And so senseless. Plus I met G.G. more than a few times and he was never pleasant. Ever.

Edited May 20, 2017 by Aggies7

[USAFChief]

Mauer's going deep here.

[USAFChief]

In the count, I mean.

[BoofBonser]

 

And in other news... A 25 year old Milbank Resident bought a used car for less than Blue Book Value. 

 

When reached for comment... He said... I liked the color. 

When a blizzard is coming for Milbank: Looks like northeast SD might have a little snow

When a blizzard is coming for Sioux Falls: ZOMFG EVERYONE RUN SEEK SHELTER GO TO WALMART BUY 20 CASES OF WATER AND A MONTH'S SUPPLY OF FOOD

[Pardon My Dinger]

Changed the entire game, exaggerating a bit, yes, but that could have been a big inning. And so senseless. Plus I met G.G. more than a few times and he was never pleasant. Ever.

No doubt. GG Allin pooped on my foot once and then he spit a tooth out at my friend. Not pleasant.

[Aggies7]

In the count, I mean.

I was going to say, what he does with his wife in his marital bed is his own business.

 

*ducks and looks for a chitown scolding*

Edited May 20, 2017 by Aggies7

[Aggies7]

No doubt. GG Allin pooped on my foot once and then he spit a tooth out at my friend. Not pleasant.

Probably would have been more pleasant that gene

[USAFChief]

Mauer taking that 2-0 fastball, center cut, is a crime against baseball, and he's a habitual criminal.

[Aggies7]

Yeah, Torii, I'm as shocked as you are that the royals are playing sano deep and to pull

[jud6312]

 

I was going to say, what he does with his wife in his marital bed is his own business.

*ducks and looks for a chitown scolding*

Do you want to get a warning post? Because that's how you get a warning post.

[notoriousgod71]

Torii: "80% of Sano's balls is deep."

[Pardon My Dinger]

Torii: "80% of Sano's balls is deep."

I, um...have to go now.

[jud6312]

If Max goes deep, I'll win a gift card from B-52 Burgers in St. Paul.

 

I guess 4-3 Twins and Santiago with 94 pitches.

[USAFChief]

Did we really just take Sano out of the game for a trail pinch runner?

[Mill1634]

WTF why would you pinch run for your best player

[BoofBonser]

 

WTF why would you pinch run for your best player

Aren't we trying to lose

[Aggies7]

Stop hitting it to that guy.

[USAFChief]

ick.

[Aggies7]

There have been some sharp hits right at folks tonight, to be fair to the twins

[jud6312]

I wonder if Duensing will send Gordon a congratulatory Snap for that one.

[Aggies7]

ick.

Gordon tonight

[Riverbrian]

 

And was there a follow-up story? Color of car? Seating arrangements? MPG?

 

And in other news... Barbara Wesley from Castlebrook South Dakota baked an Apple Pie and was surprised to find that Bailey her 3 year old German Shepherd had eaten the entire pie when she went outside to grab the laundry off the clothesline. Barbara said that Apple Pie was her Husband's favorite. Bailey was apologetic afterwards but didn't truly understand the repeated finger pointing gesture. 

[bird]

 

Mauer taking that 2-0 fastball, center cut, is a crime against baseball, and he's a habitual criminal.

 

Yeah, well at least he pulled the ball to left center for his out.

[notoriousgod71]

 

Did we really just take Sano out of the game for a trail pinch runner?

Molitor does this ALL THE TIME!!!

 

His first season he did it more than once when Sano was not even the tying run.

 

One of many things that irks me about Molitor, the manager.