Speed kills!!!

 

Disregard.

Dozier!!

DOOOOZIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

So who needs pitching?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS YEAH!

 

DOZIERZIE FOR MY 5,000!!!

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/VP21QZp.jpg

 

 

http://scribblescoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/5000-bill.jpg

 

http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t368/mrmojohalen/5000posts_zpsr2xm9fgg.jpg

He got all of that one!

DON'T TEST ME, SON!

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/572821.jpg

Edited May 12, 20179 yr by DrNeau

 

Bill Murray, is that you?

 

Obviously not, that happened on February 2.

 

Who was complaining about Mauer and Escobar again?

 

[start of Mauer homerism]  I know Mauer is not playing like people would like and he had a horrible April and has deserved a lot of the criticism he has received, but it does seem like he is starting to get a little offensive life the last few weeks.  Still not where people would like him to be, but his bat seems a bit more productive and not as much of a black hole. [end of Mauer homerism]

 

I suppose I could look up some stats, but that seems too much like math for a game thread.

Between the pathetic Sox fielding and the penchant for the Twins to go deep, it may very well be a long evening for the Sox.

HAPPY B-DAY!!!

 

Let's go with collar. Whatever. I dig it.

 

Oh me too.  Hard to find fault with Audra.

 

Do we think Marnie watches these games from home while plotting Kerrigans?

I think I saw this game last weekend with Santana on the mound

Happy Birthday Miggy. Celebrate with 5 home runs.

I call 20% prediction on this.

 

Between the pathetic Sox fielding and the penchant for the Twins to go deep, it may very well be a long evening for the Sox.

As god intended.

I am enjoying this game.

 

Ooooooohhh ya gotta be kidding another HR????? And from Sano ?????? 

Do you even lift, BRO?!

 

Edited May 12, 20179 yr by DrNeau

Holland seems rather hittable tonight.

Dang, stick a fork in this fool.

 

As god intended.

I no sooner posted that, looked up and Sano was trotting around the bases. I honestly thought I was engaging in a bit of hyperbole. 

 

Oh me too.  Hard to find fault with Audra.

 

Do we think Marnie watches these games from home while plotting Kerrigans?

 

I mean, she's no Jamie Hersch, but... Yeah, can't complain.

 

I call 20% prediction on this.

It's either go ALL the way or go home. YOU need 4 more to be right     

Good start though!!!

Edited May 12, 20179 yr by Jerr

 

Between the pathetic Sox fielding and the penchant for the Twins to go deep, it may very well be a long evening for the Sox.

Heh.... the longerer, the betterer.

 

Kind of like their starter at nearly 50 pitches after 2.  

 

And I'm off to class just in time- not thinking about the bullpen experience of that last series at all.  And not jinxing us with that comment either.  (Geez, I hope, yah?)

Sano busts out the big gun.

If Miguel Sano wasn't such a great hitter, he would probably be a closer touching 100.

Sanó tiene un cañón.

Edited May 12, 20179 yr by spinowner

It's either go ALL the way or go home. YOU need 4 more to be right     

Good start though!!!

That's tough but fair.

This is the MLB TV game of the day, FYI. If you subscribe to MLB radio. Watching it on my phone. Funntreat so far.

 

    Food threads ??? Rule/DROOL!!!!!!!!!

By the way, I'm smoking some brats on the pellet grill and we're having au gratin potatoes on the side.