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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/9 - 7:10pm CT

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Gibson allowed 3 runs in his first AAA start. Gibson has allowed 5 in 6 starts. But he doesn't belong up here.

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    "Mauer: I never swing at the first watermelon."   Thanks Riverbain, I needed a good chuckle to start out my day!!

  • D. Hocking
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    I believe his name is George.

  • I don't know, when was the last time Gibson started a game?

Hoping for a blowout tomorrow to get the gas cans some work. Presley, Haley, Beslile, etc.

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First she applies the Pringle.

 

Then she securely applies the duct tape. 

 

Chief: Mffmmffff

Mrs. Chief: What Honey?

Chief: Mmmffmmfff

Mrs. Chief: Talk Slower I can't understand you

Chief: Why did mmfffmmm robber take mmfffmmfffffm bath mmmffffmmfmm fore robbing mfffmfm bank. 

 

 

 

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Gibson lost his start for Rochester. 6 innings, 3 runs.

 

 

AAA recap headline tomorrow: 

 

"Angry birds' future Ham Fighter can't stop Iron Pigs despite help from pen."

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Hoping for a blowout tomorrow to get the gas cans some work. Presley, Haley, Beslile, etc.

Not to worry.  If the gas cans get some work, there'll be a blowout.

 

You have the sequencing wrong, though.

 

Chief: Mffmmffff

Mrs. Chief: What Honey?

Chief: Mmmffmmfff

Mrs. Chief: Talk Slower I can't understand you

Chief: Why did mmfffmmm robber take mmfffmmfffffm bath mmmffffmmfmm fore robbing mfffmfm bank. 

 

 

 

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So he could make a clean getaway?

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It must have been a good night... I'm out of likes. 

 

Kinda like... It must have been a good night... I'm outta Jack Daniels. 

 

I should probably start being serious. The name of the bird is "Unrealistic Colored Head El Purple".

 

 

In really suuny sun, the head is really that El Purple, Bark. That's why birding is so dang cool, even without LSD.

 

In really suuny sun, the head is really that El Purple, Bark. That's why birding is so dang cool, even without LSD.

Minus LSD - you just bummed me out. :)

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In really suuny sun, the head is really that El Purple, Bark. That's why birding is so dang cool, even without LSD.

 

LIKE

 

"It must've been a good night, I can't find my pants."

It happens to me all the time. That is why I have 500 large sized garbage bags on hand.

Which are you?

 

 

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LOL! I'm A and she's B.

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What I do is, I carefully tip the can so they don't break, remove them one at a time, throw them all in the trash with the can, and go open a bag of Old Dutch.

The old Dutch snack in the windmill pack; the taste just keeps you coming back.

 

The old Dutch snack in the windmill pack; the taste just keeps you coming back.

Old Dutch... best potato chips hand down. #Tradition and tastes ****ing good!

Chicken-ery!

From the Mlb site:SOUND SMART WITH YOUR FRIENDS

Buxton recorded his fifth career three-hit game, and four of those have come against the White Sox.

 

Haw haw haw...!

 

In really suuny sun, the head is really that El Purple, Bark. That's why birding is so dang cool, even without LSD.

Bird watching is cool. The color is real. It just seemed like a good opportunity to have some fun.

 

Beautiful picture! Let's just keep LSD in the mix sometimes. ;)

Great wins Twinkies. Lets have a great road trip.

My reel-to-reel tape drive doesn't have the bandwidth of your 8-track.

Sorry i am late.

 

My turing machine stopped running.

 

Glad we won in the meantime.

They taste like chicken.

I didn't think chickens could taste...

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