That's not a tilt-a-whirl .

Good call --that is the "look-at-the-guy-across-from-you-until-he-is-a-blur" ride

 

 

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DAVE W BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN

 

 

Aaron Hicks real time update: 0-2 3 BB 1 run 1 k

 

14 BB, 9 K on the year. Ops still over 1.065

 

 

This has been another Aaron Hicks real time update.

 

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Doze stayed in the game--that fires me up.

 

Well

 

It Tilts and it Whirls... So...

 

That thing

You TRF boys always were a little starry eyed at the fair.

Good call --that is the "look-at-the-guy-across-from-you-until-he-is-a-blur" ride

That's how the future Mrs Dave W (aug 12th!) describes our first encounter.

Pitching around Kepler to pitch to Sano with the sacks juiced?

 

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tilt-a-whirl

I think he has changed his story over the years, with regards to what the ride was; as his buddies must have been merciless in Junior High or Middle School.

Matt Joyce accidentally catches a Kepler liner

I'm a softy

 

I like the Sirens

You broke it. You bought it.

 

Ash out.

Dozier with a straight shot to the elbow. That won't feel good tomorrow.

Hope infection doesn't set in!! He will need a good mustard plaster, some Epsom salt and plenty of Anacin!

 

source?

The interweb, of course.

 

source?

 

Confidential.

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tilt-a-whirl

I was on one of those once with my brother and sister. Was having a good time and my sister and I were really making it spin when my brother made us stop because he was getting too queasy. Wuss.

source?

www.bookitdave.com

 

I was on one of those once with my brother and sister. Was having a good time and my sister and I were really making it spin when my brother made us stop because he was getting too queasy. Wuss.

You wouldn't have wanted him to RiverBrian all over you, would you?

 

That's how the future Mrs Dave W (aug 12th!) describes our first encounter.

Marrying into the Hicks family?

You wouldn't have wanted him to RiverBrian all over you, would you?

Probably not. But that doesn't make him less a wuss.

Well, the game's starting to drag and I'm an hour ahead of most of you anyway so I'm going to call it a night. Thanks for the laughs, all, and bring the win home in my absence.

"Veteran presence."

 

 

 

Drink!

How the heck does Matt Joyce still play for an MLB team anyway

I can't even see the batter behind Rodgers' neck. #prominent

 

How the heck does Matt Joyce still play for an MLB team anyway

Well, his batting average is .002 higher than Buxtons

 

I really don't know why.

 

How the heck does Matt Joyce still play for an MLB team anyway

 

I'd guess it probably has something to do with his ~.800 career OPS against right-handed pitching.

 

Marrying into the Hicks family?

Too many hicks on my side of the family already, I fear if I were marrying into that family it would be illegal in every state not named Alabama.

 

Yeah... Immediate.  

 

She was speechless but yet I still knew it was an immediate dump by the way she tried to form words with her mouth but couldn't. 

So two immediate dumps on the same ride?  Talk about a bargain!

This Colombo guy throws a lot of curve balls. 

 

This Colombo guy throws a lot of curve balls. 

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yup.  He straightens em all out at the end, though.

Belisle always scares me.

 

Yup.

I just get the feeling that Bert has a jar of worn-out old baseball cliches, that he just keeps picking from and reading.  

 

I swear to Gawd, "good piece of hitting...."   Bang, zoom, Alice!

 

I just get the feeling that Bert has a jar of worn-out old baseball cliches, that he just keeps picking from and reading.  

 

I swear to Gawd, "good piece of hitting...."   Bang, zoom, Alice!

 

And to make it worse the jar of cliches seemingly gets less extensive and more repetitive every year.

 

 

I can't be the only one that misses duck farts.