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Game Thread: Twins v A's, 5/3 @ 7:10pm CT

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Riverbrian:  A man fell into the river in Paris.  What did the newspapers have to say?

Which Paris?  Texas?  Tennessee?  Or that other one?

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He was in Seine!

Yep, I was going to say man goes in Seine.

 

He was in Seine!

I thought it was only for RiverBrian.......

By the way, the ball that was dropped by Oakland? Kepler's got that. 

Or Buxton, but now I'm merely stating the obvious.

Ah, I see, so, Brian is telling us he fell into a river in the form of a joke.

 

Riverbrian:  A man fell into the river in Paris.  What did the newspapers have to say?

 

If it was Paris Texas... The Newspapers say "that hyrdologists are baffled where the river came from". 

 

If it's Paris France... "Missing Man last SEEN falling into the SEINE" 

Which Paris? Texas? Tennessee? Or that other one?

No rivers through those cities. Duh

You are flying so close to the sun and don't even realize it.

Good thing I need a tan!

That ground ball by Sano had some exit velocity on it.

 

If it was Paris Texas... The Newspapers say "that hyrdologists are baffled where the river came from". 

 

If it's Paris France... "Missing Man last SEEN falling into the SEINE" 

And Tennesse???????

Oh please.  Announcers saying part of Mauer's problem is Target.  He had very good seasons in 2010, 2012, 2013 (3rd, 4th and 5th best OPS+, all at 140 or higher).  

 

His problems started with the concussion. Why it continues is anyone's guess.

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A man fell in a river in Cairo.  What did his psychiatrist say?

He's in de Nile.

A man fell in a river in Cairo. What did his psychiatrist say?

You're in deNile.

 

A man fell in a river in Cairo.  What did his psychiatrist say?

 

He was in de-nile? 

Oh yeah, a big fly.

Glad to see Vargas up here!!!!

Oh VARGAS with the big fly!  Yeah!  Keep playing this dude! 

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