May 3, 20179 yr I.Q. Test: if you just gave up homers to Buxton and Dozier, and first base is open, would you pitch to Sano or walk him and take your chances with Mauer?You walk the Elephant, and pitch to the Giraffe. Geez, that's an old one.
May 3, 20179 yr Author I take complete credit for the dinger parade this inning, thank you very much. And on game threads we allow the claiming of credit for basically anything.
May 3, 20179 yr Mauer to the opposite field, gets in on the dong parade.We're not doing phrasing anymore?
May 3, 20179 yr I could always throw strikes. Granted it was low 70s. I had a knuckle. I feel like I could throw ONE inning one time.I can use a pitching machine to help, right?
May 3, 20179 yr I missed Mauer's homer , I'm catching the light rail going home, but up until then, none of 'em were cheap.
May 3, 20179 yr And on game threads we allow the claiming of credit for basically anything. Chief once beat Babe Ruth in a hot dog eating contest.
May 3, 20179 yr Well....Actually....It hit the top of the wall, so it didn't technically clear the flower pothaters gonna hate.
May 3, 20179 yr No I just walked up to him holding a hairbrush and started asking him questions while I pushed the hairbrush closer so he could talk into it. I thought my career doing that was over. Next time clip a Bic pen to his lapel, so he'll think you're using up to date sound equipment.
May 3, 20179 yr Author Chief once beat Babe Ruth in a hot dog eating contest. And I claim full credit for that. I told somebody back in the 20's to make extra hot dogs because... well you never know.
May 3, 20179 yr Author I missed Mauer's homer , I'm catching the light rail going home, but up until then, none of 'em were cheap. The Joe Mauer Home Run was like 500 Feet in Dog Years.
May 3, 20179 yr No I just walked up to him holding a hairbrush and started asking him questions while I pushed the hairbrush closer so he could talk into it. I thought my career doing that was over. Dammit! I met you downtown and didn't know it was you!
May 3, 20179 yr Absolutely shocked to hear Jones got berated with racial slurs in Boston. In other news, there are millions of Canadians living in Canada.
May 3, 20179 yr Pretty savvy managing by Molitor to pull Santana and save the pitches on his arm right before the offensive explosion.
May 3, 20179 yr Author Next time clip a Bic pen to his lapel, so he'll think you're using up to date sound equipment. A Hairbrush and a Bic Pen. Both work wonderfully. After the interview is over... you can comb your hair and write something down. Regular Mics are just boring because they can do none of that stuff.
May 3, 20179 yr Author Absolutely shocked to hear Jones got berated with racial slurs in Boston.In other news, there are millions of Canadians living in Canada. Millions of Canadians... They are going to have to make more beer.
May 3, 20179 yr A good ass whooping is always good. What a relaxed evening.Considering the Twins were generally on the receiving end last year..
May 3, 20179 yr I'm glad Buxton gets to bat again in this game, against what is likely not the A's best reliever. Edited May 3, 20179 yr by amjgt
May 3, 20179 yr Pretty savvy managing by Molitor to pull Santana and save the pitches on his arm right before the offensive explosion.Genius.
May 3, 20179 yr Did we ever get the answer to the dozen rabbits hopping backwards question?Receding hair line.
May 3, 20179 yr Absolutely shocked to hear Jones got berated with racial slurs in Boston.In other news, there are millions of Canadians living in Canada.Is this true? North? GCTF? Can we get some independent confirmation here?
May 3, 20179 yr Millions of Canadians... They are going to have to make more beer. I'll drink to.that.
May 3, 20179 yr So- what's the logo between Santana pinching for Rosario? Just to get him an AB?EDIT- Again, Molitor looks like a genius. Edited May 3, 20179 yr by GP830
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