Hey, what would happen if we traded Sam Deduno to the Indians? Would Charlie Sheen's glasses become his best friend, and would Corbin Bernsen want to punch him in the face? (You see what I did there?)

I'd trade him just to get rid of him. He's not a terrible player, but he doesn't have a future here. If he can't throw a 4 seamer accurately, he can't pitch in the majors. Although, Dickey is an interesting case against that.

I think you are missing the point

I don't know what else to say. I get there is a Major League allusion in there.

Yup. Probs my favorite baseball movie