December 15, 20169 yr I guess if you go to Wayzata and keep going far enough west, you do come back to Toronto.Yeah... Discussions on geographic relationships should be given a wide latitude...
December 15, 20169 yr Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? That joke doesn't work as well in type, but I couldn't resist the urge to use this. Edited December 15, 20169 yr by wsnydes
December 15, 20169 yr I got the same email when the overnight low was 34 degrees.... meanwhile, and this was a couple of decades ago in MN, a guy I knew flooded his kitchen by letting his faucet drip. The kitchen sink drain froze...
December 15, 20169 yr I once knew a man who had a dog with no nose.You think that's bad? I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. He smelled just as terrible, and I didn't even know what to call him if I complained about it.
December 15, 20169 yr Kidnapping jokes are the best!Says the guy with the John Wayne Gacy avatar http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ryan-look-the-office.gif
December 15, 20169 yr I never understand a single word you say.Why? I'm a straight shootin' son of a gun.
December 15, 20169 yr You think that's bad? I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. He smelled just as terrible, and I didn't even know what to call him when I complained about it.How did it feel to get out of the rain?
December 15, 20169 yr Knock knock..."Who's there?""Sam & Janet.""Sam & Janet who?"Sam & Janet proceed to break into tears as their grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember them.
December 15, 20169 yr I guess if you go to Wayzata and keep going far enough west, you do come back to Toronto.Remind me not to ask you for directions anywhere.
December 15, 20169 yr "Who's there?""Sam & Janet.""Sam & Janet who?"Sam & Janet proceed to break into tears as their grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember them.Alzheimers jokes are the best!
December 15, 20169 yr Remind me not to ask you for directions anywhere.That'll teach me. Try and help Chief out with his geography? Sheesh.
December 15, 20169 yr While away those hours waiting for Spring... Worldwide streaming radio. I'm playing smooth jazz from London. http://radio.garden
December 15, 20169 yr That'll teach me. Try and help Chief out with his geography? Sheesh.https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AyQ0/mastercard-world-geography-expert-featuring-ian-poulter
December 15, 20169 yr Timing is everything. Yeah not my best effort... A call and lunch put a damper on the timing.
December 15, 20169 yr Knock knock...Speaking of, did you hear about the guy that invented the knock knock joke?He won the "no-bell" prize.....
December 15, 20169 yr What do you call it when a prisoner takes a mug shot of himself? Cell-fie. Got any more brain busters?
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