Dozier is in a mini-slump. 1 for his last 22.

 

.045 BA.

 

Which sucks.

 

 

I'd vote for him in a heartbeat, but it might be too late to get on the ballot in some states.

Touche. Well done.

 

Dozier is in a mini-slump. 1 for his last 22.

 

.045 BA.

 

Which sucks.

Starting the first half of 2017 early.  

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Toto should be replaced by Corgi!

Sweet throw, Suzuki...

Milone: surgeon in AAA, sturgeon in the majors.

Argh-  just check in for that leadoff walk and brain-fart steal.  Well.....  

Watching extra innings of a 100 loss Twins team is a little like getting a fourth crown on a healthy tooth because your dentist is having a 'buy three, get one free' sale.

 

But only a little. A week after the season I'll already be missing the lovable, losing lugs.

 

 

Tommy Milone relegated to 11th inning specialist.

I'm going to laugh when we walk in the winning run.

Milone-Hosmer...Molly gets the lefty-lefty matchup he wanted.

 

 

 

(100% sarcasm)

Milone avoids a wild pitch on the intentional walk, and a part of me is disappointed.

Successfully completed the intentional walk. Baby steps for this team.

Yaah, this is incredibad. My nephew could do a better job than PM. I was charitable up until a few weeks ago, but he is just bad.

 

 

Tommy Milone relegated elevated to 11th inning specialist.

Upgraded for Tommy Milone's mom's clippings collection under the refrigerator magnets.

Urrkk.

I'm genuinely curious how many people watch these post game shows. I would be amazed if it was a three digit number.

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Can that please be Tommy's last appearance in a Twins uniform?  Haven't we suffered enough with this season?  Could we please have just a little hope, and closure?

 

Thank you.

 

Sincerely,

big dog

I'll be back tomorrow for some more laughter and torture.

I'm sure Milone is a great guy, but this is over, right?

 

I mean, the three year flirtation has reached its foregone conclusion, right?

 

Right?

Heh---  Rather glad today I'm in the middle of a workday, and didn't have to suffer through 11 innings for that, like a real fan would.

 

Well, nice to drop in and snipe and snark for a bit.  I'm gonna miss y'all during the long hot-stove season.  Kind of sucks when you have to fire up that stove by mid-June...

All your chicken dinner are belong to us.

 

 

 

I'm sure Milone is a great guy, but this is over, right?

I mean, the three year flirtation has reached its foregone conclusion, right?

Right?

Bremer actually managed to muster some disappointment and irritation on his call when the losing run scored, although not surprise, because not even Olivier or Brando could have pulled that off.

Anthony LaPlanta is doing post game tonight.

 

Tom Hannemann walked off the set three days ago due to frustration.  Gave up trying to be positive.

 

Anthony LaPlanta is doing post game tonight.

 

Tom Hannemann walked off the set three days ago due to frustration.  Gave up trying to be positive.

Wait, is this a serious post? If so, thats incredible.

#1 overall draft pick ... mmmmmm. 

 

Be good, be bad, but never mediocre. 

 

In 3 years Terrance Gore has 18 career stolen bases

and

not one single base hit.

 

/// 19

 

2 hit by pitch!

 

I'm going to laugh when we walk in the winning run.

 

So you'll be back tomorrow night? Ok, we'll hold you to that.