I finally figured out how come no one volunteered for this here game thread...

 

It conflicts with the Twins Daily Pub Crawl. Well, conflicts is perhaps the wrong word. It is one thing more to pay attention to, and when one tends to travel light on such endeavors. ya don't wear a Duluth pack on a marathon. Or schedule a job review, for that matter.

 

So in honour... er, to commemorate... rather to commiserate with those on this trail of beers for the season, my theme would be crawling.

 

1. "What starts out on four legs, then goes round on two?

And finally walks on three before it's through?

'Well a baby, then a man' i said 'that's plain.

and finally an old geezer with his cane." - Oedipus Tex

 

You gotta crawl before you can run. Not exactly true in the specific, as i have heard of more creative ways of self-propelling, but works as a generalizing before toddling benchmark has been achieved. We got a whole host of young players. Who do you like seeing get their feet under them at the majors?

 

2. "Four legs good, Two legs bad." -Animal Farm

 

Problems tend to snowball, and we are looking at a change of leadership with the departure of Terry Ryan. I haven't been paying any attention to the transition, although i did notice an article saying that they had a finite (5?) set of candidates to replace him. Is there hope?

 

3. On the Tree.

 

Traffic sometimes crawls, forcing cars into low gear. Which seems to be how the Twins are finishing the season. Which players and prospects have the power to be valuable in low gear? We might have a few, or so i am lead to believe.

 

4 Better or worse.

 

A comic strip, and not bad at that. I like Cul de Sac, myself, which has the Ut Oh baby of doom. But i am happy reading the comics. The internet though means i kind binge on

one at a time. You all got an favorite strip?

 

5

 

Where do these stairs go?

They go up.

-Ghost busters.

 

But... stairs aren't made for crawling. We gotta learn to stand eventually. But i suppose i can stand not standing for a little longer, if ya understand me.

 

Anyway... Enjoy the game!

Lineups and weather i leave to a later post...

 

Sorry. Things to do...

Good chance we'll get wet.

 

Fair chance we don't notice.

Edited September 24, 201610 yr by Craig Arko

Good chance we'll get wet.

 

Fair chance we don't notice.

Ever hear of a dry pub crawl?

At the crawl, first stop. <hic>

 

Ricbeidibdj ski. Sky ei Henry jenifoejrnnek ek je

Doh.

 

I always forget about fluffest...

 

Almost.

 

Maybe that will make up for lack of crawling...

At the crawl, first stop. <hic>

 

Ricbeidibdj ski. Sky ei Henry jenifoejrnnek ek je

Skol!

Okay, Dinger ... if you're at the crawl, out yourself or risk a ban ... and I'll do it, too!

Crawl toward 100 losses!

Crawl toward 100 losses!

Or just crawl to the game <hic>

Jorge!

A lead? What do we do now?

I wish I was there.

 

 

Not for the game obviously, just everything else.

 

 

A lead? What do we do now?

 

Blow it.

 

Blow it.

Would have also accepted "piss it away".

 

At the crawl, first stop. <hic>

Ricbeidibdj ski. Sky ei Henry jenifoejrnnek ek je

You're not allowed to revert to Norwegian until at least the third stop. 

 

Crawl toward 100 losses!

It seems like they've been going faster than that.

Upper-cut swing.

 

 

Drink!

File that under Holy ****!

HR by Cruz was even longer than the one he hit last night.  He might catch Dozier, although Dozier's total isn't watered down by facing Twins' pitching.

I hope you all saw the mascot race ... the participants were all TD people ... owners and contributors

Let it rain!

Let it rain!

I am to infer we have a lead and it's past the 5th?

 

I ain't missed a Dozier Dinger, have i?

 

Might a possible dinger warrant the risk of a bullpen implosion?

Duffey time!

Did anyone see on TV if someone threw that hat on purpose to interfere with the catch of Kepler's fly out?

Looks like no one wants to talk about the Twins losing their 100th game. lol!  

 

Did anyone see on TV if someone threw that hat on purpose to interfere with the catch of Kepler's fly out?

I watched the replay a few times - it looked like they did.

Just tuned in to the game this morning, something was niggling in my mind whilst reading an article on the modern genre of horror movies--

 

Just in time, in fact to hear Dick say this sentence,  "And Brandon Kinztler will be called on to protect a one-run lead."

 

Oooooooooooooooo....  I got chills!

Oh, Miguel-- the phrase tailor-made--- could there be a better example, unless Armani himself came to your house?

 

I wonder if I can switch over to the Great Britain/ Brazil matchup.

7 wins to go!

And the losing streak is over!