I refuse to copy that photo--but there are even more disgusting photos out there.

 

That's friggin disgusting!

You mean the recycled Gatorade, or people who are fit enough to run marathons?

You mean the recycled Gatorade, or people who are fit enough to run marathons?

Pretty sure he was referring to the "Chief and Brian" part.

I can't believe people stayed till the end of this disaster!

Grossman makes up for the double error by popping out to help end the game and force dazed Twins fans out of the stadium to seek their own answers to this disaster somewhere out in the Minnesota night.

 

I can't believe people stayed till the end of this disaster!

We independently chose the word 'disaster' to describe the game...

 

...always the mark of a quality product.

Eight more to go and it looks like we're actually gonna pull off bettering our '82 record!
 
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1119390/darth-vader-dance-o.gif

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/mlb/photogallery/010312-dave-martinez.jpg

On a more positive note, the #1 pick is now a lock.

 

I can't believe people stayed till the end of this disaster!

Must like the heated seats

See y'all tomorrow! \m/

 

On a more positive note, the #1 pick is now a lock.

And if not we have a scapegoat, Mr. Jinxypants.

 

Eight more to go and it looks like we're actually gonna pull off bettering our '82 record!
 
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1119390/darth-vader-dance-o.gif

 

That gif is too awesome for mere words, and yet I fear that before this wretched season is over, the Twins will manage to do something so terrible it can only be symbolized by JarJar dancing with Ewoks.

 

On a more positive note, the #1 pick is now a lock.

 

On a negative note, the Twins will be drafting and "developing" this pick.

 

Must like the heated seats

Fueled by a renewable resource like Bacardi, no doubt.

 

On a more positive note, the #1 pick is now a lock.

My money is on Peabody Firefrost. Young Lefty out of Garfunkel H.S. in  Albuquerque, NM. Throws 102 and and has nasty off speed stuff.

Twins with 15 wins in September.

 

And August.

 

Combined.

 

Twins with 15 wins in September.

 

And August.

 

Combined.

 

 

Twins September wins: 6

 

 

2nd worst team in the league, Atlanta, consecutive wins: 7

 

 

Twins with 15 wins in September.

 

And August.

 

Combined.

You get the joke and have a good memory. That's ****ing awesome!!!

Well, good chance we'll make good on the t-shirts tomorrow.

For those who somehow had something better to do on a Friday night, this is all you missed. 

 

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/51231442/v1183651283/seamin-buxton-makes-an-amazing-grab-to-rob-a-homer/?game_pk=449167

On a more positive note, the #1 pick is now a lock.

I don't know, it seems like a fitting way to end this season is on an 8-game win streak to avoid 100 losses, while Atlanta loses their final 8, and sneaks off with the #1 pick in the tiebreak.

http://www.mrsbarbelle.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/99.jpg

Saturday is here...

 

http://twinsdaily.com/topic/23981-game-thread-twins-vs-mariners-610pm-cdt-9242016-ad/?do=findComment&comment=548123

http://www.mrsbarbelle.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/99.jpg

Red balloons?

 

I like billy's balloon myself.