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Article: Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 9/5 @ 1:10pm CT


Riverbrian

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I still don't understand why stats are erased if a game is rained out. Why can't the stats still count?

 

All evidence of the game that no longer exists must be removed. 

 

When I spill a beer in the living room. I must remove all evidence of it before my wife gets home. 

 

If I don't... she will know that it existed. 

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I'm concerned about Dozier's 36th homer. We've been hearing lots of thunder and seeing some rain. Is there foul weather headed towards Target Field?

If this game is rained out before five innings, I will confront the god of thunder and lightning personally, and then punch him in the face.

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All evidence of the game that no longer exists must be removed. 

 

When I spill a beer in the living room. I must remove all evidence of it before my wife gets home. 

 

If I don't... she will know that it existed. 

If Mrs RB is anything like Mrs Chief, and I suspect she is, she'll know anyway, somehow.

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And I'm in trouble not just for spilling the beer, but for trying to hide that fact.

 

With no extra credit for trying to clean it up.  None.  Zip.  Zilch.

 

Yeah... Women!!!

 

They also give you no credit for percentages. 

 

Wife: You spilled again!!! You Spill all the time!!!

 

Riverbrian: It's not like you don't spill on occasion!

 

Wife: Once a Year... I spill a beer... You spill once a week. 

 

Riverbrian: You have maybe 3 beers a year. I'm having a beer all the time. Based on percentages... I'm kicking your ass! 

 

Riverbrian: Where are going with the TV? 

 

Wife: I'm moving it into the kitchen 

 

Riverbrian: Gates and Padlocks to keep me out of the living room again?

 

Wife: Yep

 

Riverbrian: I'll go get the gate out of the garage.

 

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