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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Braves, 8/16 @ 6:10pm CT


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Nope then 153 is the true number. Who would have guessed out of the thousands of people who have played the game, AJ of all people will be #154.

From the same website, here are candidates who are still active at 19 seasons in 2016. Bartolo Colon, Carlos Beltran, AJ, and Adrian Beltre.

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3. Vending Machine falling on you – According to statistics… only two people a year are killed by vending machines in the United States. This makes this a fairly rare occurrence. You know how it works… you want a Milky Way and you put in your money and you push G5 and the thing spins around and stops while the Milky Way hangs on the edge. You have a few choices at this point:

1. Pay for the product again to make it spin around some more.

2. Go find someone with a key and a heart.

3. Walk away and go without.

4. Take a baseball bat to the glass and grab as many Milky Way’s as you want.

5. Rock the machine back and forth until it falls over on you and kills you.

Option 5 is viable but you should know that it is possible that someone will walk past your body and say "Hey Look... a Free Milky Way".

I usually choose option 4.

 

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Okay, okay, I've grown used to the constant criticism my compositions come under

 

Attitudes aside, you're heavily overestimating the amount of potential energy contained in this forum.

 

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Did Polanco mis-read a hit and run sign? Or was that all Dozier's idea?

Not sure about a missed hit and run, but I'm starting to think that Dozier's legs are factory refurbs that had 30,000 miles on them when they were installed. Upper body is 29, legs are 31.

 

 

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