per Snepp

 

I'll start it off with-

 

"That's an out in Oakland"

___ days until My birthday

major league player

major league player

It's actually major league-type player.

At the major league level.

At the major league level.

my fault....knew that didnt sound right

Dropped the barrel of the bat...

Pitchers are the best athletes on the field.

He has all four pitches.

My California math tells me....

 

and

 

Oh, we're live!?

If my ears did not betray me today, I believe Bert called Willingham "Winningham". Maybe he has a grower for the actress Mare Winningham?

 

 

Oh, we're live!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That was classic. They could have made a snickers commercial about that one. Wanna get away...

Ee-she-ro.

Valenchee-a

 

Downward plane

Middle in

 

Inside out swing

Liriano has 'ace type stuff'

"You are hereby circled." [unbelievable nobody had this one yet.]

 

"Take that pitch and go the other way with it."

With that uppercut swing....

 

 

 

....and he DID NOT miss it.

He left that one up.

....without express written consent of the Min-EE-soooo- ta Twins.

And let's not forget his numerous rants about what the definition of a quality start should be!

Adding and subtracting.

 

You are hereby circled!

and my lovely wife, Gail

 

for Parkinson's

 

cannot be disseminated without the....

 

Cheecago

 

Happy Birthday young lady (the sign says she's 90)

Nobody cared about pitch counts in my day.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! That was classic. They could have made a snickers commercial about that one. Wanna get away...

 

I believe the "wanna get away..." commercial were for Southwest Airlines... Snickers are "you're not yourself when you're hungry"

With that uppercut swing....

 

 

 

....and he DID NOT miss it.

 

Had both these in the Arcia HR.

By my California math

 

That pitch was right there

 

Duck-fart (evidently retired by Twins braintrust)

"He does a good job getting to that balance point" just about sums up his anaylisis of every pitcher in the major leauges.

"almost like a ....."

A co-worker pointed this out to me several years ago and it has since driven me crazy. Bert will say "right there" in almost every sentence. Like "That was a good slider right there" or "He goes inside right there for the strikeout."

 

It's like noticing every time somebody says "um" when they're talking. I can't not notice it now!

I think that Twins fans are ready and deserving of a more intellectually stimulating broadcast.

 

*They are not the broadcasters we need, nor the broadcasters we deserve right now.

Edited April 24, 201313 yr by Alex