Catching up. Does Robbie know that you cannot walk unless the pitcher throws 4 pitches out of the strike zone? Just because you want to walk every AB, you might not get to.

 

'He's Chaaaargie, the crackly, erratically, fantastically pitching pitchie man!'

 

Now now, we have a few young'uns in the game threads; let's not mislead them about Reddy Kilowatt. TD has an educational mandate to fulfill.

Look at the woman behind home plate staring at her phone. She's probably reading tonight's game thread because its more entertaining!

 

Relax Brian.  The voodoo stuff doesn't count when your 3 runs down on a Friday night.  Now if we we're down 5 runs or only 1 then I would say turn the tv off and climb into bed.  Tonight (at this point) you're ok.

 

Always ask before doing something crazy.  Voodoo stuff is unpredictable and difficult to interpret.  

 

I suppose... I just don't like turning on the TV... and seeing that.

 

It's like waking up in the morning and banging your shin on the night stand. 

 

Catching up. Does Robbie know that you cannot walk unless the pitcher throws 4 pitches out of the strike zone? Just because you want to walk every AB, you might not get to.

oooh he's Tryin!!

 

http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.59867335.8235/flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg

Eddie (i have no money) Rosario...

 

Now now, we have a few young'uns in the game threads; let's not mislead them about Reddy Kilowatt. TD has an educational mandate to fulfill.

 

He wasn't my first choice for mascot plagiarism. Didn't the Chargers briefly have some lightning bolt cartoon guy years ago who made it look like electricity could be used as a substitute for recreational drugs?

I wonder if Rosario would swing if the pitcher simply took a deep breath, like he was preparing to throw a ball.

 

 

A fast and wild pitcher like Ventura might be Kryptonite to a free swinger like Rosario.

 

I wonder if Rosario would swing if the pitcher simply took a deep breath, like he was preparing to throw a ball.

Awesome post.  Spewed my beer on lap top.  

Look at the woman behind home plate staring at her phone. She's probably reading tonight's game thread because its more entertaining!

She would be better off just going to a showing of Sausage Party.

 

 

Eddie (i have no money) Rosario...

He's got... two tickets to Triple A. Pack his bags and leave today.

Edited August 13, 201610 yr by LaBombo

I wonder if Rosario would swing if the pitcher simply took a deep breath, like he was preparing to throw a ball.

In the record books as First Player Ever To Strike Out On A Pickoff Attempt.

 

He's got... two tickets to Rochester,

He needs to pack his bags and leave tonight.

I wonder if Rosario would swing if the pitcher simply took a deep breath, like he was preparing to throw a ball.

Could Eddie pass that of a a warm up swing? Lol jk ump just a practice

Hooray, it's Pat Dean! Serving up a HR to Morales.

 

I guess the Twins have finally embraced how bad they are. Even though the last 2 months looked pretty good.

LaBombo, can you put up a pic of Eddie Money please?

Well, Mrs Ash says she's ready for bed. I think I'll go to bed anyway. Good night, all.

 

LaBombo, can you put up a pic of Eddie Money please?

Chicks dig rockers.

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-P848yWXqq0g/UPa7ASU3beI/AAAAAAAAAn0/kTWruLT2bdA/s200/money4prb.jpg

 

 

Edit: Forgot Eddie is a fellow sax man, plus it was mean to use such a bad picture, so here's a better one.

 

http://theconcertdatabase.com/sites/theconcertdatabase.com/files/eddie%20m.jpg

Edited August 13, 201610 yr by LaBombo

I am really excited to see what this team is going to look like next year when we get out pitching issues straightened out............

Hector Santiago... Are we certain he's not a witch? Everything went downhill right after the Twins traded Ricky Nolasco for Santiago. Before that, everything was going really well...

 

We shall use my largest scales!

I am really excited to see what this team is going to look like next year when we get out pitching issues straightened out............

It might take a while... They still have to convert all the starters to relievers, and all the relievers to starters. 

 

I am really excited to see what this team is going to look like next year when we get out pitching issues straightened out............

We've waited so lo-ong, waited so long.

BBC America is airing the Finale of David Tennants Doctor right now. From here on all my Twins analysis is conjecture..

 

Dr.. Kepler?

Can you imagine how funny it would be if the Twins put up on the jumbo tron at Target Field a live feed of our posts on TD Game Thread....People would be laughing, drinking more, cheering louder, etc., etc.

 

In the record books as First Player Ever To Strike Out On A Pickoff Attempt.

If we had 9 Rosarios on the team Buggs Bunny could strike out the entire team on 1 pitch...

 

BBC America is airing the Finale of David Tennants Doctor right now. From here on all my Twins analysis is conjecture..

Dr.. Kepler?

http://memeshappen.com/media/created/huh-What-meme-9205.jpg

To be totally frank, to me it looks like Pat Dean has better starter stuff than Kyle Gibson, who seems to have lost a lot of movement. I'd also like to see them try Taylor Rogers for a couple starts. 

I always wondered how that bunch in the Bible could wander if the desert for 40 yrs! I am beginning to know how they felt.

Can you imagine how funny it would be if the Twins put up on the jumbo tron at Target Field a live feed of our posts on TD Game Thread....People would be laughing, drinking more, cheering louder, etc., etc.

Yeah, but I gotta tell ya, fame will change you. Before you know it, you start acting weird to the butlers and maids, and your only friends will be other famous comedy bloggers.