Hwy 61 is flooded up here, no travel advised. Wish I knew how to post a photo, I'd show you the golf course.

 

Any news about the delay?

What do we do now?

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Is it true that she was a stripper in Milwaukee?  I do not really care, as she seems to be a great person who does great things, but I know friends from Milwaukee have said that.  

 

Her name is Destini.  You do the math.

So am I correct in thinking that our big lead will be wiped out if the game does not resume this eve? That would simply be a tragedy.

I'm on the west side of the metro. This is my dog reacting to the storm right now, if the thunder were a big chocolate lab named Bitey:

 

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I'm jealous. I love thunderstorms. Very relaxing...

 

Since it doesn't look like the game will resume tonight, would you guys like me to finish the Strat-o-matic game? Or should I save it for later?

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So am I correct in thinking that our big lead will be wiped out if the game does not resume this eve? That would simply be a tragedy.

I should know... but i don't. All i am sure of is that a win it is not.

 

Tragedy... like Oedipus Tex?

So am I correct in thinking that our big lead will be wiped out if the game does not resume this eve? That would simply be a tragedy.

I think they would resume the game from this point on a different day. I think they changed the rules a few years ago so partial games didn't have to start over.

 

Of course, if they don't find a date to resume it, and it is meaningless to the final standings, it may get wiped out anyway...

OK, I'm back from my break. I'll post the rest of the game in the next hour or so.

 

Top of the 4th Strat-o-matic Report

 

Correa doubles.

Gonzalez singles, Correa to 3rd.

Tucker strikes out swinging.

Marisnick strikes out swinging.

Castro grounds out to SS (6-4).

 

Santana got himself out of a tricky situation and now has 9 strikeouts. Maybe we could trade him for a top prospect?

 

I'm jealous. I love thunderstorms. Very relaxing...

We got 6" of rain in a couple of hours, with more coming after midnight.  The agate hunters will be out in force before daylight!

I'm back.  Jeebus, Mrs Chief is a FANATIC about this exercise thing.

 

We literally walked for BLOCKS!!

 

Hey...wait a minute.  I just pushed "play" on the game, and nothing happened.  What gives?

Strat-o-matic Report

 

Bottom of the 4th

Kepler flies out to right.

Polanco strikes out swinging.

Escobar reaches 1st on an error by 1B Gonzalez.

Suzuki singles, Escobar to 2nd.

Rosario singles, bases are loaded.

Dozier strikes out looking.

 

Ugh... I hate leaving the bases loaded.

 

Top of the 5th

Kemp lines out to 2B.

Springer flies out to left.

Bregman grounds out (6-3).

 

Bottom of the 5th

Grossman doubles to deep left-center.

Sano singles, Grossman to 3rd. 

Plouffe walks, bases are loaded.

Kepler lines out to 1B.

Polanco flies out to center (too shallow to tag up and score).

Escobar flies out to left.

 

Come on, they had the bases loaded with no outs and still didn't score!

I'd say this is an accurate simulation!

 

Grossman is quietly 3/3 with a 1B, 2B, and HR. Can he hit for the cycle?

The joys of biking to the game..

 

I vote that Danchat takes another whack at the game thread cause stratomagic baseball sounds amazing and should get a full 9 and I kinda want him to replay the first 9 games at the seaso.n

 

The joys of biking to the game..

I vote that Danchat takes another whack at the game thread cause stratomagic baseball sounds amazing and should get a full 9 and I kinda want him to replay the first 9 games at the seaso.n

I'm actually considering taking a game thread next week and doing this again. Everyone seemed to like it, so I'll definitely bring it back.

I spoke too soon and didn't see Danchat continue! Go twins!!!! "It's real! It's got freckles on it n ****!"

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Rain delay themed meme contest.

 

Go.

Top of the 6th

Altuve strikes out swinging.

Correa singles.

Correa steals 2B.

Gonzalez grounds out (5-3), Correa stays.

Tucker grounds out (4-3).

 

Bottom of the 6th

Suzuki walks.

Rosario singles, Suzuki to 2B.

Dozier singles, bases loaded.

Grossman singles, scoring Suzuki & Rosario. Dozier to 3B. (MIN 3-0)

(Chris Devenski pitching)

Sano singles, scoring Dozier. Grossman to 2B. (MIN 4-0)

Plouffe walks, bases are loaded.

Kepler walks, Grossman scores. (MIN 5-0)

(Pat Neshek pitching)

Polanco grounds out (1-3). Sano scores, all others advance. (MIN 6-0)

Escobar flies out to left.

Suzuki walks. Bases loaded [again].

Rosario strikes out looking.

 

WOW! What an inning! They finally did something with runners on base! Suzuki walked twice that inning! Grossman is 4/4! The game's score is almost the same as the real game's!

 

 

 

Rain delay themed meme contest.

 

Go.

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I'm back. Jeebus, Mrs Chief is a FANATIC about this exercise thing.

 

We literally walked for BLOCKS!!

 

Hey...wait a minute. I just pushed "play" on the game, and nothing happened. What gives?

Is it plugged in?

In his heart, Douglas knew that his owner meant well when she dressed him in the rain suit.

 

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Top of 7th Inning Report

Marisnick strikes out swinging.

Castro lines out to 3rd.

Kemp doubles to deep right.

Springer singles, Kemp to 3rd.

Bregman flies out to center.

 

Bottom of 7th

Dozier singles.

Grossman strikes out.

(Jandel Gustave pitching)

Sano strikes out.

Dozier steals 2nd.

Plouffe singles. Dozier scores on errored throw home by Kemp, Plouffe to 2nd. (MIN 7-0)

Kepler flies out to center.

 

Let's see if Santana can go all 9 innings. He's got 10 Ks so far.

So tomorrow the game will start in the top of the 3rd with one out.....   To bad for Santana, as he could have gotten a much deserved win tonight.  Maybe Millone can get one tomorrow, being handed a 5-0 lead.

So tomorrow the game will start in the top of the 3rd with one out.....   To bad for Santana, as he could have gotten a much deserved win tonight.  Maybe Millone can get one tomorrow, being handed a 5-0 lead.

They didn't get to five innings. The game will start over with everyone's stats for the night erased.

 

They didn't get to five innings. The game will start over with everyone's stats for the night erased.

What a dumb rule..  Why can't it just continue?  Lame.  Oh well.  

Top of the 8th Report

Altuve grounds out (6-3).

Correa walks.

Gonzalez triples, scoring Correa (MIN 7-1).

Tucker flies out to deep right, Gonzalez scores (MIN 7-2).

Marisnick strikes out swinging.

 

Bottom of the 8th

Polanco grounds out (6-3).

Escobar strikes out looking.

Suzuki singles.

Rosario walks.

Grossman walks. Bases are loaded.

Sano walks, scoring Suzuki (MIN 8-2).

Plouffe grounds out (6U).

 

There goes Santana's shutout. An 8 inning outing is still nothing to sneer at.

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This is the golf course.

Edited August 11, 201610 yr by Halsey Hall

 

Been waiting to see Kuechel pitch. 

Re:  Kuechel

 

In the year 2020 (hopefully sooner), 

 

 

 

What a dumb rule..  Why can't it just continue?  Lame.  Oh well.  

Pretty sure this rule is like a few others in that its origin can probably be traced to careful calculations to determine the play resumption regulations that would ultimately lead to the sale of the most beer.

Edited August 11, 201610 yr by LaBombo