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The Twins open up a 4 game series with the Red Sox tonight. For those of you keeping track, and I know that most of you are, of all the stadiums that I’ve personally been to… Fenway is my 2nd favorit

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I just wanted to say Thank You! You guys made my day a little brighter in the big scheme of things in life and in baseball.

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The first thing you learned on a farm was always unload the manure spreader into the wind. It only took one time going in the wrong direction for that to sink in! The second thing we learned is that it doesn't take a strong man to break a wooden fork handle, it only takes a stupid one! When my wife called me today, and told me she broke the handle on the potato fork I reminded her of what my dad told us. The third thing I should have learned from pa was don't tell your wife everything your dad said!

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  On 7/21/2016 at 6:49 PM, Pardon My Dinger said:

Is that some kinda Pokemon?

A green Pokemon (to stay with the green theme of the thread)

http://illustrationoverdose.com/downloads/pokemon/pokemon-001-bulbasaur-c.png

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  On 7/21/2016 at 7:14 PM, Platoon said:

The first thing you learned on a farm was always unload the manure spreader into the wind. It only took one time going in the wrong direction for that to sink in! The second thing we learned is that it doesn't take a strong man to break a wooden fork handle, it only takes a stupid one! When my wife called me today, and told me she broke the handle on the potato fork I reminded her of what my dad told us. The third thing I should have learned from pa was don't tell your wife everything your dad said!

That seems akin to me blaming my receding hairline on getting married...

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  On 7/21/2016 at 4:45 PM, diehardtwinsfan said:

It's your mom's fault if you have it.

 

The baldness gene is on your X chromosome, and you only get that from your mom.  It's more common in men since men only have one X chromosome. 

 

To see if you're at risk, pay attention your mom's dad or those on your grandmothers side of the family.

 

What if your Mom's dad is this guy?

 

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  On 7/21/2016 at 7:54 PM, twinsnorth49 said:

Speaking of green, how is St. Patrick's Day not an international holiday.....................and the next day.

 

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We don't want to celebrate foreign holidays here*

 

*or so I've been told, by the guy that tweeted that everyone should have a happy St. patricks day....

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  On 7/21/2016 at 8:27 PM, alskntwnsfn said:

No posts in 5 minutes? You guys are stallin'!  :cool:

Thank you for your contribution but I think you have a little room to evaluate your own effort here. This is a team game thread, let's bear down a make a few more posts shall we? 

 

Lord knows it doesn't have to be relevant. 

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Deep lyric of the day... courtesy of Lonely Island (which popped up on Pandora)

 

"Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest..." 

 

Ain't that the truth! I blame the media for not emphasizing this point enough in these dark times. How's that for irrelevant? 

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  On 7/21/2016 at 8:38 PM, alskntwnsfn said:

Deep lyric of the day... courtesy of Lonely Island (which popped up on Pandora)

 

"Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest..." 

 

Ain't that the truth! I blame the media for not emphasizing this point enough in these dark times. How's that for irrelevant? 

http://i.imgur.com/s3AoP.gif

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