Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers, 7/18 @ 6:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

 

  On 7/19/2016 at 12:50 AM, ChiTownTwinsFan said:

You have a phone???

http://www.paprikashop.co.uk/image/data/products/746-phone-red-cream.jpg

[ashbury]

  On 7/19/2016 at 12:38 AM, USAFChief said:

Ok, let's just throw this out there and get it out of the way:

 

Sure I'd listen if Dave St Peter called.

[Blake]

 

  On 7/19/2016 at 12:46 AM, USAFChief said:

Well that sorta makes sense*...since this team isn't a contending team.

 

*work with me here

This isn't asking for work, it's asking for a miracle.

[Blake]

 

  On 7/19/2016 at 12:53 AM, USAFChief said:

http://www.paprikashop.co.uk/image/data/products/746-phone-red-cream.jpg

Funny, I pictured your phone with one of those funny little crank handles on the side.

[USAFChief]

 

  On 7/19/2016 at 12:54 AM, Blake said:

Funny, I pictured your phone with one of those funny little crank handles on the side.

Dude.  Seriously.  It's 2016.  Digital phones are the thing now.  No more dial, just push buttons!

[Mr. Brooks]

  On 7/19/2016 at 12:53 AM, USAFChief said:

http://www.paprikashop.co.uk/image/data/products/746-phone-red-cream.jpg

Where is the camera?

[USAFChief]

 

  On 7/19/2016 at 12:57 AM, Mr. Brooks said:

Where is the camera?

[D. Hocking]

 

  On 7/19/2016 at 12:54 AM, Blake said:

Funny, I pictured your phone with one of those funny little crank handles on the side.

 

I imagined something with fire and having a weather conditions that showed smoke from a distance.

[USAFChief]

Meanwhile, Nolasco has it into the 7th having given up only one run.

 

 

[Platoon]

  On 7/18/2016 at 11:43 PM, ChiTownTwinsFan said:

So raising a daughter is scary?

Scary don't cover it! and two of them is like a horror story sequel!

[ashbury]

  On 7/19/2016 at 12:57 AM, Mr. Brooks said:

Where is the camera?

http://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1klETIpXXXXX5aXXXq6xXFXXX8/PH-84004-Vintage-household-with-blue-screen-caller-id-font-b-telephone-b-font-fashion-antique.jpg

[Platoon]

  On 7/18/2016 at 11:43 PM, ChiTownTwinsFan said:

So raising a daughter is scary?

Scary don't cover it! and two of them is like a horror story sequel!

  On 7/18/2016 at 11:54 PM, Riverbrian said:

In all seriousness... I'll give you the best advice that I know

 

1. Love them and try to remember what it was like when you were young. 

 

2.  Keep a close eye on their friends. If they got friends that you trust... It's going to be alight. If not... it's the only thing that can blow #1 out of the water.  

 

3. Earn Money and get used to not having it after you earn it.

 

4. Watch other kids, and admit and remember that yours aren't really any different!

[ashbury]

  On 7/19/2016 at 12:59 AM, USAFChief said:

Meanwhile, Nolasco has it into the 7th having given up only one run.

The man battles his tail off. I like him.

[Platoon]

  On 7/18/2016 at 11:43 PM, ChiTownTwinsFan said:

So raising a daughter is scary?

Scary don't cover it! and two of them is like a horror story sequel!

 

  On 7/18/2016 at 11:54 PM, Riverbrian said:

In all seriousness... I'll give you the best advice that I know

 

1. Love them and try to remember what it was like when you were young. 

 

2.  Keep a close eye on their friends. If they got friends that you trust... It's going to be alight. If not... it's the only thing that can blow #1 out of the water.  

 

3. Earn Money and get used to not having it after you earn it.

4. Watch other kids, and admit and remember that yours aren't really any different!

 

  On 7/19/2016 at 12:00 AM, HitInAPinch said:

I am 1 of 6 boys.  According to my late parents, nobody should suffer that ...

My dad was one of five boys, and I am one of 5 boys..... My mother was tickled when we had a girl!

[HitInAPinch]

 

  On 7/19/2016 at 1:05 AM, Platoon said:

Scary don't cover it! and two of them is like a horror story sequel!

 

4. Watch other kids, and admit and remember that yours aren't really any different!

 

My dad was one of five boys, and I am one of 5 boys..... My mother was tickled when we had a girl!

 

My mother was tickled when we got a cat.

[D. Hocking]

 

  On 7/19/2016 at 1:04 AM, ashburyjohn said:

The man battles his tail off. I like him.

 

Gardy for GM - tails will be battled off on a regular basis.

[jimmer]

These announcers crack me up.  Making every excuse in the book to explain how Sano can't play defense, anywhere.  Then they say he can be a GREAT third baseman.  Lord have mercy.

[HitInAPinch]

Nice play by Rogers !

[Platoon]

  On 7/19/2016 at 1:06 AM, HitInAPinch said:

My mother was tickled when we got a cat.

since I can't edit this, I have to correct it! How the hell did I want to type girl, and end up with cat! I hate cats in the house! Now I admit there were days I wasn't that happy with girls either, but my mom was!

[HitInAPinch]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1DcuTtFMS7M/TFtjiubS3UI/AAAAAAAAC34/HyIQIsWEocI/s1600/snoopy_thankyou_big.jpg

AND gets all 3 righthanded hitters out !!

[ashbury]

  On 7/19/2016 at 12:59 AM, USAFChief said:

Meanwhile, Nolasco has it into the 7th having given up only one run.

[Riverbrian]

 

  On 7/19/2016 at 12:53 AM, USAFChief said:

http://www.paprikashop.co.uk/image/data/products/746-phone-red-cream.jpg

[HitInAPinch]

Buck Moon:  Buck's grow new antlers this time of year.

 

Nobody on the broadcast team know what Google is?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

  On 7/19/2016 at 1:13 AM, HitInAPinch said:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1DcuTtFMS7M/TFtjiubS3UI/AAAAAAAAC34/HyIQIsWEocI/s1600/snoopy_thankyou_big.jpg

AND gets all 3 righthanded hitters out !!

approves

[HitInAPinch]

or did they mean Butt moon?

 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Wait... if we have a new GM, shouldn't Berrios have been called back up by now?

[operation mindcrime]

Fitting end!

[GCTF]

Santana...is there anything he can do?

[USAFChief]

Excellent use of the pinch runner, Mr Molitor.

[ashbury]

Santana needs to do better on the bases.