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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 6/13 @ 9:05pm CT


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Disclaimer: I'm an equal opportunity Make Fun of anything type guy. 

 

Jewish Guy was accidentally shot in a hunting accident and he was in tremendous pain. 

 

Too much pain to handle and he asked his friend to finish him off. 

 

Friend: "I'm sorry I don't have any Bullets left"

 

Jewish Guy "It's Ok... You can buy some from me" 

His friend, being cheap and not wanting to waste the bullets he just purchased......(use your imagination)

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You'll appreciate my jinx once the Twins finish one game worse than the Braves so that they can get the 1st overall pick in next year's draft.

Yes, because nothing can go wrong with a #1-overall draft pick.

 

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Yes, because nothing can go wrong with a #1-overall draft pick.

 

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Minnesota+Twins+Photo+Day+H5NfVhlbxP9l.jpg

Who says the Twins will get next year's number one pick? Atlanta's record is 18 wins and 45 losses.

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You'll appreciate my jinx once the Twins finish one game worse than the Braves so that they can get the 1st overall pick in next year's draft.

I don't even know who's projected to go first next year, and yet I'm so inspired by your idea that I'm working on some ideas for a Robbie Grossman bobblevoodoo doll...

 

 

Edit:   Oh, Sweet Jesus Alou. I googled 'Robbie Grossman bobblehead'  and the top hit was "Twins hastily schedule Robbie Grossman Bobblehead Night'.

 

The kid is fun to watch, but holy cra@p, hang on to a shred of dignity!

 

 

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I don't even know who's projected to go first next year, and yet I'm so inspired by your idea that I'm working on some ideas for a Robbie Grossman bobblevoodoo doll...

 

 

Edit:   Oh, Sweet Jesus Alou. I googled 'Robbie Grossman bobblehead'  and the top hit was "Twins hastily schedule Robbie Grossman Bobblehead Night'.

 

The kid is fun to watch, but holy cra@p, hang on to a shred of dignity!

I about died laughing when I read this. The Twins have shredded their dignity at this point. Although, I wonder how the Angels feel right now, being in the process of losing 4 straight to the worst or second worst team in MLB.

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Who says the Twins never develop great pitchers? I'm looking at the great AJ Achter right now...

And he walks Plouffe on four pitches.

I saw that and wondered if it was the unlamented AJ Achter. The Angels are picking up Twins pitching rejects? That's some dumpster diving TR would be proud of!

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I saw that and wondered if it was the unlamented AJ Achter. The Angels are picking up Twins pitching rejects? That's some dumpster diving TR would be proud of!

On the other hand, Achter just struck out Dozier and Park, then got Kepler to corn one to left field.

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Who says the Twins will get next year's number one pick? .

 

Twins will move out of the top three draft spots with some September wins fueled by roster expansion guys we never see again.   Then all of us Dark Side critics of Terry Ryan can say of his 2016...

 

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Aw, AJ!  Missed ya, buddy!   

 

Heh... gotta love that GameDay thingy, what with the "84 mph 2-seam fastball," followed by that "83 mph changeup."   How to tell the difference, hmmmm...   That's really got to throw those MLB hitters off, even Twinkie ones.

As long as he throws that change with the same motion, it's got to be unhittable.

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