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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 6/13 @ 9:05pm CT


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Well, carp....

 

Looks like they even got my Russian gambling stream.

 

Half the male teachers in the office have some NBA game streaming.  And the same site, I can get freakin' Portugal vs. flippin' Iceland in some stupid soccer competition, but baseball?  Nooooooo......

 

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This game has the pace of a snail track meet

Heh...speaking of snail track meets 

 

//break break...how's that for an entrance?//

 

I had a racing snail a few years back.  I though maybe taking his shell off would help with his speed...but it just made him more sluggish.

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Hey, Ricky battled Trout pretty well there.  

 

Aggies, I'm calling this one-  we don't trail today.

 

For what, the 3rd time ALL SEASON?!?

 

I'm still callin' it.

They didn't trail yesterday......could this be the 4th? Stay tuned..

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Well, carp....

 

Looks like they even got my Russian gambling stream.

 

Half the male teachers in the office have some NBA game streaming.  And the same site, I can get freakin' Portugal vs. flippin' Iceland in some stupid soccer competition, but baseball?  Nooooooo......

 

 

What time is it in Hong Kong right now? 

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Heh...speaking of snail track meets 

 

//break break...how's that for an entrance?//

 

I had a racing snail a few years back.  I though maybe taking his shell off would help with his speed...but it just made him more sluggish.

 

I'm going to tell that one at work tomorrow. 

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For the life of me, I don't understand why I willingly clicked and watched that link.

I finally looked at the video. That ball bounced straight up under Uribe. It's a wonder he didn't drop on the spot. I notice, though, his teammates were kind of smiling at what happened as Uribe was helped off the field.  Probably sat in the clubhouse straddling a bag of ice.

 

 

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Heh...speaking of snail track meets

 

//break break...how's that for an entrance?//

 

I had a racing snail a few years back. I though maybe taking his shell off would help with his speed...but it just made him more sluggish.

One snail resented all the jokes about snails being slow, so he decided to become a race car driver. To make sure everyone knew he was a snail, he had a big "S" painted on the side of the car. During his first race, he was doing well, but nobody knew his name, so one person said, "Hey, look at that S car go!" Edited by Deduno Abides
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I tipped a big Honda Gold Wing at a stop light in Blaine Minnesota. Waiting for the light to change and it just starting tipping over. I was around 16 and I couldn't get it back up. My brother in law just said... "sure take it for a spin if you'd like". 

 

The Drivers behind me... were not happy.

 

I had a '92 wing, it was like driving a Greyhound Bus. Dumped it in a parking lot in Asheville. A couple pulled up in a pickup, jumped out and on the finest NC twang absolutely insisted they would take us to the hospital. It took some talking to convince her we were not mortally injured, but laud love some help picking that pig up! That thing was the damndest bike I ever owned.
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I tipped a big Honda Gold Wing at a stop light in Blaine Minnesota. Waiting for the light to change and it just starting tipping over. I was around 16 and I couldn't get it back up. My brother in law just said... "sure take it for a spin if you'd like". 

 

The Drivers behind me... were not happy.

 

I had a '92 wing, it was like driving a Greyhound Bus. Dumped it in a parking lot in Asheville. A couple pulled up in a pickup, jumped out and on the finest NC twang absolutely insisted they would take us to the hospital. It took some talking to convince her we were not mortally injured, but laud love some help picking that pig up! That thing was the damndest bike I ever owned.
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