One snail resented all the jokes about snails being slow, so he decided to become a race car driver. To make sure everyone knew he was a snail, he had a big "S" painted on the side of the car. During his first race, he was doing well, but nobody knew his name, so one person said, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Gad, that was a KQRS bad joke of the day back in the day. 

Here are the important facts about Pujols.

 

His salary is going up next year.

 

And the year after that.

 

And the year after that.

 

And the year after that.

 

And the year after that.

 

One snail resented all the jokes about snails being slow, so he decided to become a race car driver. To make sure everyone knew he was a snail, he had a big "S" painted on the side of the car. During his first race, he was doing well, but nobody knew his name, so one person said, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Provus shared with us that Nolasco's runners in scoring position batting average against of .381 is "worrisome".

 

Yes, in much the same way that the Titanic was done in by "basement moisture issues"

Well this has gotten hairy.

Gad, that was a KQRS bad joke of the day back in the day.

 

You can't retire off KQ royalties.

Why are the games at TF so hot this year?

Don't forget the grapes...

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D0mAvl3tsdM/TTpfRLWY8zI/AAAAAAAAAh4/PcZdXlALWQ8/s400/grapes4.jpg

What grapes...........

 

Nothing, it just waved.

 

Why are the games at TF so hot this year?

No fans?

No fans?

Ya know, no one spoils your jokes! It's not my fault I got all my material from goodhumor Popsicle sticks

Feeling good, Brian!

 

Ya know, no one spoils your jokes! It's not my fault I got all my material from goodhumor Popsicle sticks

Not ok with people stealing my stuff.

 

http://i28.tinypic.com/5zmqo9.jpg

 

Nothing, it just waved.

 

This made me think of Potato Wave and that made me think of this:

 

 

And then I laughed

I found Chief's repository of bad jokes.

 

We tender the following example for your perusal:

 

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

Look at the offense tonight

 

Well this has gotten hairy.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5600000/Addams-Family-Cousin-Itt-addams-family-5684028-356-288.jpg

 

I found Chief's repository of bad jokes.

 

We tender the following example for your perusal:

 

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

Sanka?

Sanka?

What's brown and sticky?

 

Sanka?

Please, you only put the question mark to try and fool us into thinking I've not discovered your "joke" stash.

 

Further proof: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

 

What's brown and sticky?

Pretty much how I liked my coffee when I was 16. "Waitress, I'll take a bit of coffee with my sugar."

 

I found Chief's repository of bad jokes.

 

We tender the following example for your perusal:

 

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

 

I gotta go with Sanka 

 

But I like mine with a little vanilla or caramel mixed in. 

Nacho cheese

I found Chief's repository of bad jokes.

 

We tender the following example for your perusal:

 

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

I think when Chief started out, his first jokes began something like this: "So a Midianite, a Bedouin and a Philistine were on a camel. . ."

 

What's brown and sticky?

 

A Velcro Bear?

 

What time is it in Hong Kong right now? 

11:41 AM, and a pissing rainstorm, as usual around the noon hour.

 

And...  I really oughta be 'working,' but, it's exam week, what the hey...

 

Ya know, no one spoils your jokes! It's not my fault I got all my material from goodhumor Popsicle sticks

 

We had Dixie Riddle Cups.   The box was thoughtfully labeled 'For Children' to spare socially maladroit adults from finding out the hard way that there is a certain age after which there is very limited punchline payoff to 'what kind of train carries gum?'

 

Or maybe it was to pave the way for a separate line of Dixie Riddle Cups For Adults which thankfully never materialized...

 

A Velcro Bear?

A stick

 

We had Dixie Riddle Cups.   The box was thoughtfully labeled 'For Children' to spare socially maladroit adults from finding out the hard way that there is a certain age after which there is very limited punchline payoff to 'what kind of train carries gum?'

 

Or maybe it was to pave the way for a separate line of Dixie Riddle Cups For Adults which thankfully never materialized...

 

I have to admit, that's awesome. 

So, a baby seal walks into a club...