Game Thread: Twins vs Marlins, 6/9, 7:10 PM - draft edition

[Aggies7]

And Trevor just empties the gas can on this fire. Awful game

[jimbo92107]

Dick keeps calling the Marlins the Mariners. Irritating. 

 

Bert should stick a "Marlins" post-it to Dick's microphone.

 

[operation mindcrime]

It's nice to see May back in form!

[David HK]

 

And Trevor just empties the gas can on this fire. Awful game

The visual is priceless.  And apropos. 

 

If I'm the water cooler in the dugout after this, I'm gonna hide.

[operation mindcrime]

And Trevor just empties the gas can on this fire. Awful game

Dumpster fire!

[jimbo92107]

Gaaaa, get May out of there! He got nuthin! Nada!

[Aggies7]

Ha, that might be it for me.

[D. Hocking]

 

Yeah, but I'm in Fort Myers right now.

 

Ah - you are trying to go back to the time and place when there was hope for the season.  And that hope was more than hoping for a .400 record that we have right now.

[jimbo92107]

I was digging post holes today. That was more fun than watching this.

 

[Squirrel]

Ah - you are trying to go back to the time and place when there was hope for the season.  And that hope was more than hoping for a .400 record that we have right now.

Lol ... yeah ... and to check up on my parents.

[operation mindcrime]

Stop the bleeding!

[Aggies7]

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

It's nice to see May back in form!

He should have been demoted back to the starting rotation weeks ago.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

May is god awful.

Molitor is god awful

Terry Ryan is on a whole different platform of horrible.

That's all tonight-

Foghorn out.

[Aggies7]

He got the first out, 5 runs have scored without him getting another.

 

Wretched

[Blake]

 

The continued inability of twins pitching to hold leads, ties and have shutdown innings is the absolute death of this team. And why they are on pace for 50 wins.

50 wins? Wow, you are an optimist!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I was digging post holes today. That was more fun than watching this.

final page of Blood Meridian?

 

 

/obscure reference

[David HK]

Bwwaaahahahaaa!  Oh, I can't even follow this game anymore-  just now had time to check in on the live stream-  that look on Trevor May's face- I've seen that look before.  It was the same look Michael Spinks had, lying on his back after 91 seconds with Mike Tyson, back in '88.

[Blake]

 

Stop the bleeding!

Uh, closer to hemorrhaging. And, Unfortunately for the Twins, they're bleeding out so fast, the doctors are about to give up.

[David HK]

 

I was digging post holes today. That was more fun than watching this.

Need any help?  

[LaBombo]

Molitor out of the dugout to go 'get' May...

 

[USAFChief]

In a season of disappointment, Trevor May is among the worst, for me at least.

 

He SHOULD be dominant.  He's not even mediocre.

[Aggies7]

50 wins? Wow, you are an optimist!

Shockingly, that's what they're on pace for.

 

Also not shockingly, 4 of the twins worst 8 seasons have occurred since 2011

[USAFChief]

 

May is god awful.
Molitor is god awful
Terry Ryan is on a whole different platform of horrible.
That's all tonight-
Foghorn out.

Foghorn!

 

Haven't seen you around in a couple days.

[jimbo92107]

Trevor May had pipeline fever. Everything he threw was going right down the middle. 

[operation mindcrime]

Who's batting?

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Foghorn!

 

Haven't seen you around in a couple days.

How goes it chief?

[operation mindcrime]

What a nightmare!

[jimbo92107]

Need any help?  

Sure - I promise it's loads of fun!! ;-)

[spinowner]

Just tuned back in after a nice evening walk. Did I miss anything?