Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Mariners, 5/27 @ 9:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

Speaking of colonoscopies, what's gotten up Chief's (bleep)?

False.

 

What's on second.

[Blake]

 

It took some digging, but I found a clip of Chief leaving the doctor's office after his "routine check-up" to get him in the door. 


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3861271/pimp-kramer-o.gif

Hmm, my research turned up the following:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w&list=RDIqhlQfXUk7w&index=1

[Blake]

 

False.

What's on second.

If you've been taking a cleansing agent, I doubt you make it to second....

[Squirrel]

 

Banned! The lot of you!

And here I was going to say, 'Great Chief ... way to take it there completely.'

[USAFChief]

And here I was going to say, 'Great Chief ... way to take it there completely.'

Ish.

[HitInAPinch]

Great Warmup, Brian.  A new classic.

[jimmer]

Cubs ground crew kicked butt just now.  Put the tarp completely on in about 3 minutes, if that.

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

Cubs ground crew kicked butt just now.  Put the tarp completely on in about 3 minutes, if that.

What can't the Cubs do? 

[Pardon My Dinger]

Well, win World Series, I guess. 

[jimmer]

 

Well, win World Series, I guess. 

I wouldn't bet against them this year.

[Craig Arko]

Banned! The lot of you!

If they can't take a joke, send them to the proctologist.

[USAFChief]

Cubs ground crew kicked butt just now.  Put the tarp completely on in about 3 minutes, if that.

Was it...wait for it...raining?

 

Oh good lord...I KILL me.

[Deduno Abides]

There are few rules for game threads. Virtually nothing is off topic. Let the conversation flow, like rain water, down hill, to the gutter.

But there is a limit. And I have the power to set it.

So let it be known, henceforth and forevermore: NO MORE MENTIONS OF COLONOSCOPIES. EVER.

Are we clear? ARE WE CLEAR? CRYSTAL??

So if a new GM is hired, we'll have to say he'll give the front office a good "something that Chief won't let be spoken."

[Bark's Lounge]

 

5. My Trip to Seattle – I’ve been to Seattle once. It was raining that light rain thing. I was standing near a young couple from Seattle with a 5 year old child and they told me that this was normal because it rains like this all the time. I remember asking them if it ever stopped and before they could answer the 5 year old decided to chime in and said… “I don’t know.” I then stooped down to talk with the child and I said, “You don’t know if it ever stops raining?” and she replied… “I’m only five.”

I can picture that for sure.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

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5. My Trip to Seattle – I’ve been to Seattle once. It was raining that light rain thing. I was standing near a young couple from Seattle with a 5 year old child and they told me that this was normal because it rains like this all the time. I remember asking them if it ever stopped and before they could answer the 5 year old decided to chime in and said… “I don’t know.” I then stooped down to talk with the child and I said, “You don’t know if it ever stops raining?” and she replied… “I’m only five.”

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Last time i was in Seattle, i was 5. Or almost 5. I wasn't paying too close attention.

 

We moved out apparently just before the St. Helens thing. Which i guess was just a different sort of rain.

 

Anyway, still a while until game time. Might actually be paying attention during the game, altbough theoretically i should get sleep. Promised to get up tomorrow...

[Circus Boy]

 

False.

What's on second.

 

Stop bring up baseball. Oh, and Bartolo Colon wants a word with you.

[Pardon My Dinger]

I can picture that for sure.

RM.jpg

Where'd you get my senior yearbook photo?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Where'd you get my senior yearbook photo?

I have connections - I know somebody who knows somebody who works at the Chamber of Farts High School.

[Pardon My Dinger]

I have connections - I know somebody who knows somebody who works at the Chamber of Farts High School.

I'm sure you've heard then-- I graduated in 06, suma cum loudfarts.

Edited May 27, 2016 by Pardon My Dinger

[Pardon My Dinger]

I'm sure you've heard then-- I graduated in 06, suma cum loudfarts.

My reputation excretes me, I see.

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

There are few rules for game threads. Virtually nothing is off topic. Let the conversation flow, like rain water, down hill, to the gutter.

But there is a limit. And I have the power to set it.

So let it be known, henceforth and forevermore: NO MORE MENTIONS OF COLONOSCOPIES. EVER.

Are we clear? ARE WE CLEAR? CRYSTAL??

Boy! A little anal, are we?

[mickeymental]

well, i'm not above a little schadenfreud: urias, the teen phenom for the dodgers, gave up three runs on 36 pitches in his first major-league inning.

[Pardon My Dinger]

well, i'm not above a little schadenfreud: urias, the teen phenom for the dodgers, gave up three runs on 36 pitches in his first major-league inning.

Oh, don't you worry about him.

[ashbury]

well, i'm not above a little schadenfreud: urias, the teen phenom for the dodgers, gave up three runs on 36 pitches in his first major-league inning.

Think he'll go nine?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Think he'll go nine?

Nein!!!

[jokin]

 

I wouldn't bet against them this year.

 

You might, if Bartman shows up for a playoff game.

[jokin]

 

Nein!!!

 

Nyet.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Nyet.

いいえ

[Vanimal46]

I'm at the Round Rock Express game and I'm seeing our old pal Doug Bernier play!

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I'm at the Round Rock Express game and I'm seeing our old pal Doug Bernier play!

I'm glad I'm not you.