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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Mariners, 5/27 @ 9:10pm CT

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  • Vanimal46
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    Great... now I have to go back to the drawing board thinking of a new theme for tomorrow's game thread. 

  • twinsnorth49
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  • Felix Hernandez's pitching ability was siphoned away by a small,  mangy alien parasite dangling from his chin.    Pat Dean channeled Dean Chance.   Mauer went deep.   Danny Santana briefly exceeded th

 

Man, that's like the hundredth time I've seen that meme. About:blank? The hell is that supposed to mean?

Not funny if explanation required.http://www.allsmileys.com/files/smiley-central-world/5801.gif

 

We were just about to discuss why in the world NBC never took a chance on a Gil Chesterton spinoff. Not even a pilot .

His delicate pomposity would have brought us joy. Tis a shame.

Santana wants to challenge Arcia for the place kicker position.

Plouffe is out?

His delicate pomposity would have brought us joy. Tis a shame.

What I wouldn't have given to see him romping in the fens and spinneys with his schoolyard chums.

 

Plouffe is out?

Do I smell a trade in the works?

 

Thanks for the uplifting note kid… hold on a second… bartender, can you make me another one of your heroin infused Jack & Coke's?… back again - now what were we talking about?

Poverty, honoured sir. Poverty is not a vice, that's a true saying. Yet I know too that drunkenness is not a virtue, and that's even truer. But beggary, honoured sir, beggary is a vice. In poverty you may still retain your innate nobility of soul, but in beggary - never - no one. For beggary a man is not chased out of human society with a stick, he is swept out with a broom, so as to make it as humiliating as possible; and quite right too, forasmuch as in beggary I am ready to be the first to humiliate myself. Hence the pothouse! (Fills glass, empties it, and pauses.)

 

Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.

 

Poverty, honoured sir. Poverty is not a vice, that's a true saying. Yet I know too that drunkenness is not a virtue, and that's even truer. But beggary, honoured sir, beggary is a vice. In poverty you may still retain your innate nobility of soul, but in beggary - never - no one. For beggary a man is not chased out of human society with a stick, he is swept out with a broom, so as to make it as humiliating as possible; and quite right too, forasmuch as in beggary I am ready to be the first to humiliate myself. Hence the pothouse! (Fills glass, empties it, and pauses.)

 

Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.

I cheated and googled him… Fyodor Dostoyevsky. :)

 

He pooped his pants earlier, I thought. It's probably just that.

That greased the skids as it were...

 

He pooped his pants earlier, I thought. It's probably just that.

That has to be what happened. Probably bad sushi.

That greased the skids as it were...

Well, I don't think chief is around, so if I may, I would like to give you post of the night honors. I'll get the paperwork started.

 

Do I smell a trade in the works?

My first thought was: I hope KC panicked and traded for the guy.  No offense to Plouffe.

 

I cheated and googled him… Fyodor Dostoyevsky. :)

Ah, so you speak fluent Google.

 

Should I be concerned about the fact that my favorite book is Crime and Punishment, my favorite band is Nirvana, and my favorite baseball team is the Minnesota Twins?

May want to save a bit of that paper for Trev

Let it ride, Rigby!

 

My first thought was: I hope KC panicked and traded for the guy.  No offense to Plouffe.

Me too! Not that I don't like Plouffe, but it is apparent we need to get Sano on 3rd. :)

 

Just tuned in, something doesn't seem right.

Oh, we're just facing Felix Hernandez tonight. Nothing to it.

 

Ah, so you speak fluent Google.

 

Should I be concerned about the fact that my favorite book is Crime and Punishment, my favorite band is Nirvana, and my favorite baseball team is the Minnesota Twins?

I like suffering. Not that I would recommend it for you… but you seem to have an attachment to it. :)

 

Plouffe is out?

 

Don't feel bad,   Reuben;   it's confusing.     Trevor's ex is dating the owner of the casino where the team is pulling a job after the game is over tonight.     Rusty (left) made the call to remove him.   The New Guy,   Robbie,   will trigger the vault.

 

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Poverty, honoured sir. Poverty is not a vice, that's a true saying. Yet I know too that drunkenness is not a virtue, and that's even truer. But beggary, honoured sir, beggary is a vice. In poverty you may still retain your innate nobility of soul, but in beggary - never - no one. For beggary a man is not chased out of human society with a stick, he is swept out with a broom, so as to make it as humiliating as possible; and quite right too, forasmuch as in beggary I am ready to be the first to humiliate myself. Hence the pothouse! (Fills glass, empties it, and pauses.)

 

Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.

Snidley Whiplash!

I like that Smalley doesn't even bother circling those fans. That's a savvy veteran who knows how to get the job done despite his limitations. Bravo, Roy.

 

 Didn't that guy used to be the singer for Black Flag?

 

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UNCLE HANK!

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