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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Mariners, 5/27 @ 9:10pm CT

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I didn't know you knew Japanese, too. I've often thought of turning that... but... n(ot)yet.

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I didn't know you knew Japanese, too. I've often thought of turning that... but... n(ot)yet.

I'm a man of mystery Jokin… A. Man. Of. Mystery. :)

A dozen key comparisons between Seattle and Minnesota:

 

PIONEERING MUSICIANS

Seattle: Hendrix, Pearl Jam, Nirvana 

Minnesota: Prince, Dylan, 

Advantage: Even

 

SITCOMS SET IN

Seattle: Frasier  

Minnesota: Mary Tyler Moore

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

COFFEE

Seattle: Starbucks

Minnesota: Caribou

Advantage: Seattle

 

TOURIST ATTRACTIONS

Seattle: Space Needle;

Minnesota: Mall of America

Advantage: Even

 

PITCHING COACHES

Seattle: Rick Anderson (Born in Everett, WA)

Minnesota: Todd Oakes (Rest in Peace) 

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

NOTORIOUS KILLER

Seattle: Ted Bundy

Minnesota: Ming Shiue

Advantage: Seattle 

 

INSPIRING SCENERY

Seattle: Cascades, Mt. Ranier, Puget Sound

Minnesota: Travel Channel

Advantage: Seattle

 

TEAMS THAT LEFT TOWN

Seattle: Pilots, Sonics;

Minnesota: Lakers, North Stars

Advantage - MINNESOTA

 

IMPORTANT THINGS MADE THERE

Seattle: Jets, Computer Operating Systems

Minnesota: Post-It Notes, Pacemakers

Advantage: Seattle

 

SYNDICATED CARTOONISTS

Seattle: Hank Ketcham (Dennis the Menace)

Minnesota: Charles Schulz (Peanuts)

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

FAMOUS NEWSMEN:

Seattle: Edward R. Murrow

Minnesota: Eric Sevareid

Advantage: Seattle

 

BASEBALL HITTERS IN JOE MAUER MOLD

Seattle: John Olerud

Minnesota: Joe Mauer

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

Final Tally - MINNESOTA 5, SEATTLE 5, 2 EVEN.

 

 

I'm glad I'm not you. ;)

Surprisingly he's the starting SS for the Rangers AAA team!

 

PIONEERING MUSICIANS

Seattle: Hendrix, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Melvins

Minnesota: Prince, Dylan, 

Advantage: Seattle

 

HOMETOWN HITTERS

Seattle: John Olerud

Minnesota: Joe Mauer

Advantage: EVEN

FTFY

There are few rules for game threads. Virtually nothing is off topic. Let the conversation flow, like rain water, down hill, to the gutter.

But there is a limit. And I have the power to set it.

So let it be known, henceforth and forevermore: NO MORE MENTIONS OF COLONOSCOPIES. EVER.

Are we clear? ARE WE CLEAR? CRYSTAL??

That's exactly what my doctor said it should be! :)

 

Surprisingly he's the starting SS for the Rangers AAA team!

Is Profar down there still or was he called up?

Is Profar down there still or was he called up?

I don't see him in the lineup. It's possible he could be taking the day off.

 

I'm an International man of mystery Jokin… A. Man. Of. Mystery. :)

 

 

Finally, your true identity has been revealed?

 

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Finally, your true identity has been revealed?

 

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I hate looking at pictures of myself. Apparently I am very bad at manscaping.

 

I don't see him in the lineup. It's possible he could be taking the day off.

I just checked, he was recalled to replace "Fist a Cuffs" Odor.

I see Urias only made it 2 2/3 for the Dodgers tonight....good thing he isn't a Twins prospect or his ticket to AAA would already be punched...I wonder what it would be like to be a fan of an organization that understands how to develop young talent...

 

well, i'm not above a little schadenfreud: urias, the teen phenom for the dodgers, gave up three runs on 36 pitches in his first major-league inning.

Does he have to go back to Rochester like the rest of em? :)
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A dozen key comparisons between Seattle and Minnesota:

 

PIONEERING MUSICIANS

Seattle: Hendrix, Pearl Jam, Nirvana 

Minnesota: Prince, Dylan, 

Advantage: Even

 

SITCOMS SET IN

Seattle: Frasier  

Minnesota: Mary Tyler Moore

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

COFFEE

Seattle: Starbucks

Minnesota: Caribou

Advantage: Seattle

 

TOURIST ATTRACTIONS

Seattle: Space Needle;

Minnesota: Mall of America

Advantage: Even

 

PITCHING COACHES

Seattle: Rick Anderson (Born in Everett, WA)

Minnesota: Todd Oakes (Rest in Peace) 

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

NOTORIOUS KILLER

Seattle: Ted Bundy

Minnesota: Ming Shiue

Advantage: Seattle 

 

INSPIRING SCENERY

Seattle: Cascades, Mt. Ranier, Puget Sound

Minnesota: Travel Channel

Advantage: Seattle

 

TEAMS THAT LEFT TOWN

Seattle: Pilots, Sonics;

Minnesota: Lakers, North Stars

Advantage - MINNESOTA

 

IMPORTANT THINGS MADE THERE

Seattle: Jets, Computer Operating Systems

Minnesota: Post-It Notes, Pacemakers

Advantage: Seattle

 

SYNDICATED CARTOONISTS

Seattle: Hank Ketcham (Dennis the Menace)

Minnesota: Charles Schulz (Peanuts)

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

FAMOUS NEWSMEN:

Seattle: Edward R. Murrow

Minnesota: Eric Sevareid

Advantage: Seattle

 

BASEBALL HITTERS IN JOE MAUER MOLD

Seattle: John Olerud

Minnesota: Joe Mauer

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

Final Tally - MINNESOTA 5, SEATTLE 5, 2 EVEN.

 

Love it

 

 

I hate looking at pictures of myself. Apparently I am very bad at manscaping.

 

Too funny- LLOL funny.

A dozen key comparisons between Seattle and Minnesota:

 

PIONEERING MUSICIANS

Seattle: Hendrix, Pearl Jam, Nirvana

Minnesota: Prince, Dylan,

Advantage: Even

 

SITCOMS SET IN

Seattle: Frasier

Minnesota: Mary Tyler Moore

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

COFFEE

Seattle: Starbucks

Minnesota: Caribou

Advantage: Seattle

 

TOURIST ATTRACTIONS

Seattle: Space Needle;

Minnesota: Mall of America

Advantage: Even

 

PITCHING COACHES

Seattle: Rick Anderson (Born in Everett, WA)

Minnesota: Todd Oakes (Rest in Peace)

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

NOTORIOUS KILLER

Seattle: Ted Bundy

Minnesota: Ming Shiue

Advantage: Seattle

 

INSPIRING SCENERY

Seattle: Cascades, Mt. Ranier, Puget Sound

Minnesota: Travel Channel

Advantage: Seattle

 

TEAMS THAT LEFT TOWN

Seattle: Pilots, Sonics;

Minnesota: Lakers, North Stars

Advantage - MINNESOTA

 

IMPORTANT THINGS MADE THERE

Seattle: Jets, Computer Operating Systems

Minnesota: Post-It Notes, Pacemakers

Advantage: Seattle

 

SYNDICATED CARTOONISTS

Seattle: Hank Ketcham (Dennis the Menace)

Minnesota: Charles Schulz (Peanuts)

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

FAMOUS NEWSMEN:

Seattle: Edward R. Murrow

Minnesota: Eric Sevareid

Advantage: Seattle

 

BASEBALL HITTERS IN JOE MAUER MOLD

Seattle: John Olerud

Minnesota: Joe Mauer

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

Final Tally - MINNESOTA 5, SEATTLE 5, 2 EVEN.

Good list, however the green river killer had a much better VORSK then Bundy.

 

Also Pikes Place Market > MoA

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A dozen key comparisons between Seattle and Minnesota:

 

PIONEERING MUSICIANS

Seattle: Hendrix, Pearl Jam, Nirvana 

Minnesota: Prince, Dylan, 

Advantage: Even

 

SITCOMS SET IN

Seattle: Frasier  

Minnesota: Mary Tyler Moore

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

COFFEE

Seattle: Starbucks

Minnesota: Caribou

Advantage: Seattle

 

TOURIST ATTRACTIONS

Seattle: Space Needle;

Minnesota: Mall of America

Advantage: Even

 

PITCHING COACHES

Seattle: Rick Anderson (Born in Everett, WA)

Minnesota: Todd Oakes (Rest in Peace) 

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

NOTORIOUS KILLER

Seattle: Ted Bundy

Minnesota: Ming Shiue

Advantage: Seattle 

 

INSPIRING SCENERY

Seattle: Cascades, Mt. Ranier, Puget Sound

Minnesota: Travel Channel

Advantage: Seattle

 

TEAMS THAT LEFT TOWN

Seattle: Pilots, Sonics;

Minnesota: Lakers, North Stars

Advantage - MINNESOTA

 

IMPORTANT THINGS MADE THERE

Seattle: Jets, Computer Operating Systems

Minnesota: Post-It Notes, Pacemakers

Advantage: Seattle

 

SYNDICATED CARTOONISTS

Seattle: Hank Ketcham (Dennis the Menace)

Minnesota: Charles Schulz (Peanuts)

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

FAMOUS NEWSMEN:

Seattle: Edward R. Murrow

Minnesota: Eric Sevareid

Advantage: Seattle

 

BASEBALL HITTERS IN JOE MAUER MOLD

Seattle: John Olerud

Minnesota: Joe Mauer

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

 

SOURCE OF NEW RESIDENTS

Seattle: California

Minnesota: North Dakota

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

Final Tally - MINNESOTA 6, SEATTLE 5, 2 EVEN.

Fify

A dozen key comparisons between Seattle and Minnesota:

 

PIONEERING MUSICIANS

Seattle: Hendrix, Pearl Jam, Nirvana

Minnesota: Prince, Dylan,

Advantage: Even

 

SITCOMS SET IN

Seattle: Frasier

Minnesota: Mary Tyler Moore

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

COFFEE

Seattle: Starbucks

Minnesota: Caribou

Advantage: Seattle

 

TOURIST ATTRACTIONS

Seattle: Space Needle;

Minnesota: Mall of America

Advantage: Even

 

PITCHING COACHES

Seattle: Rick Anderson (Born in Everett, WA)

Minnesota: Todd Oakes (Rest in Peace)

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

NOTORIOUS KILLER

Seattle: Ted Bundy

Minnesota: Ming Shiue

Advantage: Seattle

 

INSPIRING SCENERY

Seattle: Cascades, Mt. Ranier, Puget Sound

Minnesota: Travel Channel

Advantage: Seattle

 

TEAMS THAT LEFT TOWN

Seattle: Pilots, Sonics;

Minnesota: Lakers, North Stars

Advantage - MINNESOTA

 

IMPORTANT THINGS MADE THERE

Seattle: Jets, Computer Operating Systems

Minnesota: Post-It Notes, Pacemakers

Advantage: Seattle

 

SYNDICATED CARTOONISTS

Seattle: Hank Ketcham (Dennis the Menace)

Minnesota: Charles Schulz (Peanuts)

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

FAMOUS NEWSMEN:

Seattle: Edward R. Murrow

Minnesota: Eric Sevareid

Advantage: Seattle

 

BASEBALL HITTERS IN JOE MAUER MOLD

Seattle: John Olerud

Minnesota: Joe Mauer

Advantage: MINNESOTA

 

Final Tally - MINNESOTA 5, SEATTLE 5, 2 EVEN.

Replacements > nirvana

Frazier> Mary Tyler Moore.

No, the irony of misspelling Frasier is not lost on me, so save it.

I turned the game on right as Sano was swinging at that pitch.

Sano ties Park with the team lead in HRs - 9. I think Sano's returning to form.

 

Now, can Park just start hitting again?

Replacements > nirvana

Frazier> Mary Tyler Moore.

NO.

 

 

No. No. No no no no no nononononono.

 

Noooooooo.

 

 

 

No.

 

No.

 

No.

 

No.

 

NO!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NO.

 

 

 

 

 

Nirvana >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ... ].

 

 

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Trivia! The Replacements were the first rock band I ever listened to, waaaaay back on July 28th of 2015.

 

Nirvana was the last. <3 <3

 

 

 

/ mods, feel free to condense my stylistically creative formatting. :unsure:

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Gross man.

 

 I think Sano's returning to form.

 

 

Based on that HR?  Going into today, his OPS the last 7 days is .563.

NO.

 

 

No. No. No no no no no nononononono.

 

Noooooooo.

 

 

 

No.

 

No.

 

No.

 

No.

 

NO!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NO.

 

 

 

 

 

Nirvana >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ... ].

 

 

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Trivia! The Replacements were the first rock band I ever listened to, waaaaay back on July 28th of 2015.

 

Nirvana was the last. <3 <3

 

 

 

/ mods, feel free to condense my stylistically creative formatting. :unsure:

The replacements were nirvana. Like ten years earlier. Look it up, kiddo.

 

Based on that HR?  Going into today, his OPS the last 7 days is .563.

Which is 2nd or 3rd best on the team in that time span… just sayin'.

 

The replacements were nirvana. Like ten years earlier. Look it up, kiddo.

Nirvana replaced the Replacements. Like eight years later. Look it up, wiseguy.

 

Which is 2nd or 3rd best on the team in that time span… just sayin'

I'm nut sure that really means anything, but ok.

Based on that HR?  Going into today, his OPS the last 7 days is .563.

At the moment, his OPS for today is a lot higher.

 

I'm nut sure that really means anything, but ok.

It means these are lean times compadre. :)

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