May 27, 201610 yr Speaking of colonoscopies, what's gotten up Chief's (bleep)?False. What's on second.
May 27, 201610 yr It took some digging, but I found a clip of Chief leaving the doctor's office after his "routine check-up" to get him in the door. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3861271/pimp-kramer-o.gifHmm, my research turned up the following: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w&list=RDIqhlQfXUk7w&index=1
May 27, 201610 yr False.What's on second.If you've been taking a cleansing agent, I doubt you make it to second....
May 27, 201610 yr Banned! The lot of you!And here I was going to say, 'Great Chief ... way to take it there completely.'
May 27, 201610 yr And here I was going to say, 'Great Chief ... way to take it there completely.'Ish.
May 27, 201610 yr Cubs ground crew kicked butt just now. Put the tarp completely on in about 3 minutes, if that.
May 27, 201610 yr Cubs ground crew kicked butt just now. Put the tarp completely on in about 3 minutes, if that.What can't the Cubs do?
May 27, 201610 yr Cubs ground crew kicked butt just now. Put the tarp completely on in about 3 minutes, if that.Was it...wait for it...raining? Oh good lord...I KILL me.
May 27, 201610 yr There are few rules for game threads. Virtually nothing is off topic. Let the conversation flow, like rain water, down hill, to the gutter.But there is a limit. And I have the power to set it.So let it be known, henceforth and forevermore: NO MORE MENTIONS OF COLONOSCOPIES. EVER.Are we clear? ARE WE CLEAR? CRYSTAL??So if a new GM is hired, we'll have to say he'll give the front office a good "something that Chief won't let be spoken."
May 27, 201610 yr 5. My Trip to Seattle – I’ve been to Seattle once. It was raining that light rain thing. I was standing near a young couple from Seattle with a 5 year old child and they told me that this was normal because it rains like this all the time. I remember asking them if it ever stopped and before they could answer the 5 year old decided to chime in and said… “I don’t know.” I then stooped down to talk with the child and I said, “You don’t know if it ever stops raining?” and she replied… “I’m only five.”I can picture that for sure.
May 27, 201610 yr ... 5. My Trip to Seattle – I’ve been to Seattle once. It was raining that light rain thing. I was standing near a young couple from Seattle with a 5 year old child and they told me that this was normal because it rains like this all the time. I remember asking them if it ever stopped and before they could answer the 5 year old decided to chime in and said… “I don’t know.” I then stooped down to talk with the child and I said, “You don’t know if it ever stops raining?” and she replied… “I’m only five.”-------------------- ... Last time i was in Seattle, i was 5. Or almost 5. I wasn't paying too close attention. We moved out apparently just before the St. Helens thing. Which i guess was just a different sort of rain. Anyway, still a while until game time. Might actually be paying attention during the game, altbough theoretically i should get sleep. Promised to get up tomorrow...
May 27, 201610 yr False.What's on second. Stop bring up baseball. Oh, and Bartolo Colon wants a word with you.
May 27, 201610 yr Where'd you get my senior yearbook photo?I have connections - I know somebody who knows somebody who works at the Chamber of Farts High School.
May 27, 201610 yr I have connections - I know somebody who knows somebody who works at the Chamber of Farts High School.I'm sure you've heard then-- I graduated in 06, suma cum loudfarts. Edited May 27, 201610 yr by Pardon My Dinger
May 27, 201610 yr I'm sure you've heard then-- I graduated in 06, suma cum loudfarts.My reputation excretes me, I see.
May 27, 201610 yr There are few rules for game threads. Virtually nothing is off topic. Let the conversation flow, like rain water, down hill, to the gutter.But there is a limit. And I have the power to set it.So let it be known, henceforth and forevermore: NO MORE MENTIONS OF COLONOSCOPIES. EVER.Are we clear? ARE WE CLEAR? CRYSTAL??Boy! A little anal, are we?
May 27, 201610 yr well, i'm not above a little schadenfreud: urias, the teen phenom for the dodgers, gave up three runs on 36 pitches in his first major-league inning.
May 27, 201610 yr well, i'm not above a little schadenfreud: urias, the teen phenom for the dodgers, gave up three runs on 36 pitches in his first major-league inning.Oh, don't you worry about him.
May 27, 201610 yr well, i'm not above a little schadenfreud: urias, the teen phenom for the dodgers, gave up three runs on 36 pitches in his first major-league inning.Think he'll go nine?
May 28, 201610 yr I wouldn't bet against them this year. You might, if Bartman shows up for a playoff game.
May 28, 201610 yr I'm at the Round Rock Express game and I'm seeing our old pal Doug Bernier play!I'm glad I'm not you.
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