Article: Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 5/23 @ 7:10pm CT

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I'm not Riverbrian, but he needs a tricorn.

What is that?

[Aggies7]

Just take that base. We don't need it.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

The sooner we turn this thread over to riverbrian's Mitch Hedberg jokes, the better.

 

Good luck to Trevor May, auditioning for the middle reliever role. And to think he was a starting pitcher last year. How quickly they fall. 

 

Ok, done with the snark. Y'all behave now

[wavedog]

If I were GM I would cut Nolasco immediately after this game. I have seen enough and we won't get anything in a trade.

[SydneyTwinsFan]

Take the opportunity to stretch out May.  This is just farcical.

[Riverbrian]

 

Ryan Hair.jpg

 

LOL... I'm crying laughing so hard. 

 

I meant a keyboard with black and white keys... Like he was in a band... but I like this better.

 

You are still a genius. 

[SydneyTwinsFan]

And cut Nolasco while you're at it.

[operation mindcrime]

Leaderless

Talentless

Coachless

Worthless

[sampleSizeOfOne]

What is that?

Is it like a triceratops?

[Platoon]

Omg Marney is from Langdon ND. . That bakery looked excellent

[Aggies7]

40 different lineups.

 

Something to be said for consistency.

Edited May 24, 2016 by Aggies7

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Rain!

[Mr. Brooks]

Relax guys. Terry can fix this thing. He just needs to take a look at more Grossman types (Burnett will help).

[Buford_T_Justice]

Let's give one of the young guys a chance. We can pair Hey Didn't You Used To Be Phil Hughes and the washed up remains of Ricky Nolasco every 5th day, then the bullpen will only have to cover 3 more innings.

 

Who's with me?

[operation mindcrime]

Time for some basketball

[Aggies7]

They should have tarped when the twins were in the field. Just cover right over the guys

[HitInAPinch]

Oooo, Audra Martin is back !

 

Oh ****, of course NOW it's raining....

[Thrylos]

 

What is that?

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/47/f8/08/47f80812067f46de4fcfd4e26ece9278.jpg

[Platoon]

The view of Molly sitting in the dugout, with the rain falling on him told the whole story of the season.

[Aggies7]

Radar lighting up. Let's hope it sticks around for about 4 more months

[Bark's Lounge]

 

LOL... I'm crying laughing so hard. 

 

I meant a keyboard with black and white keys... Like he was in a band... but I like this better.

 

You are still a genius. 

Yeah, I am pretty happy with this one. It turned out A-Okay. A genius I am not. It is our team work that makes these kind of things come to fruition.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Let's give one of the young guys a chance. We can pair Hey Didn't You Used To Be Phil Hughes and the washed up remains of Ricky Nolasco every 5th day, then the bullpen will only have to cover 3 more innings. Who's with me?

We just sent down Polanco, so keep dreaming

[Riverbrian]

 

What is that?

 

A pirate hat but that would mess with his hair. 

 

Let's put some more people on the keyboard. 

 

Bert and Ernie... Byung Ho Park and Lauren Shehadi. 

[Thrylos]

Looks like they will call the game.  Pretty nasty system coming.  At least one less L, yet.

[Riverbrian]

 

The sooner we turn this thread over to riverbrian's Mitch Hedberg jokes, the better.

 

Good luck to Trevor May, auditioning for the middle reliever role. And to think he was a starting pitcher last year. How quickly they fall. 

 

Ok, done with the snark. Y'all behave now

http://geniusquotes.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Sleeping-quote-Mitch-Hedberg.jpg

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

For out-of-towners not looking at Dopplers:

 

My non-existent weather forecasting powers tell me this will be a really quick shower and the game will be back on in 30 minutes. (And might get interrupted again later on)

[kusko_andy]

Another ~ $250,000 start down the ****ter.    It must be nice to be uber-rich and able to afford that kind of epic failure. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Looks like they will call the game.  Pretty nasty system coming.  At least one less L, yet.

$10 bucks says they don't

[Aggies7]

they would simply pick up where they left off, correct?

 

Not that it makes a whole hell of beans. But still.

[Dr. Evil]

I'm cheering for a loss. Failure might bring change.

Edited May 24, 2016 by Spikecurveball