Article: Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 5/23 @ 7:10pm CT

[jimbo92107]

Abad does throw some very pretty pitches. Love that floating cutter at 64mph.

[LaBombo]

 

"All of them had hair of gold

like their mother

the youngest one in curls"

 

 

do I have that right?

 

 

That's the one;   it followed their exploits raising a family while touring in a multi-colored covered wagon and playing folk rock in the casinos of the true native population of Minnesota.

 

http://a1.files.biography.com/image/upload/c_fit,cs_srgb,dpr_1.0,q_80,w_620/MTMzMjYwMDg4NTM3MzAzMDUw.jpg

 

Also,  and I admit to being a bit hazy on this,  I believe the two youngest children were possessed.

Edited May 24, 2016 by LaBombo

[operation mindcrime]

Abad sure can pitch & field. It probably correlates with him not coming through our minor league system!

[Blake]

 

That's the one;   it followed their exploits raising a family while touring in a multi-colored covered wagon and playing folk rock in the casinos of the true native population of Minnesota.

 

http://a1.files.biography.com/image/upload/c_fit,cs_srgb,dpr_1.0,q_80,w_620/MTMzMjYwMDg4NTM3MzAzMDUw.jpg

Hey, it was funny as heck when Danny Bonaduci kicked Barry Williams butt in the boxing ring.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

A pirate hat but that would mess with his hair. 

 

Let's put some more people on the keyboard. 

 

Bert and Ernie... Byung Ho Park and Lauren Shehadi. 

Mission accomplished.

[jimbo92107]

Place your bets on Grossman.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

 while touring in a multi-colored covered wagon and playing folk rock ... 

 

You mean like this one? 

 

http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/94/73/f266bd1059c8da40e628d375a7a2a705.gif

 

 

[formerly33]

The only fans in sight are Royals fans, and you have to look closely for them.

 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Hey, how did that deer hunter wander in there?

Edited May 24, 2016 by Hosken Bombo Disco

[jimbo92107]

I don't see anything particularly deceptive about Moylan. 

Edited May 24, 2016 by jimbo92107

[LaBombo]

 

Hey, it was funny as heck when Danny Bonaduci kicked Barry Williams butt in the boxing ring.

That's awesome!    I can't believe I missed that!     Has there been Marsha vs.  Laurie mud wrestling yet?    Please say yes.

[Deduno Abides]

Or the Kid on the Dirt Bike.

 

If TK anonymously tells LEN3 something critical about a player, is that a Kelly Leak?

[Riverbrian]

 

Mission accomplished.

Ryan Hair.jpg

 

LOL

 

I will never take these for granted because I know that you can only see them right here on Twins Daily. 

 

Special... Absolutely Special 

[David HK]

The comeback is on.  Just in time.  

[LaBombo]

 

You mean like this one? 

 

http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/94/73/f266bd1059c8da40e628d375a7a2a705.gif

 

I'm still watching to see where they're going,  but I'm starting to suspect it's a loop.    Either that or they live in a city with a @#%load of banks.

 

 

Edited May 24, 2016 by LaBombo

[operation mindcrime]

Sit down Suzuki!

[Bark's Lounge]

 

"All of them had hair of gold

like their mother

the youngest one in curls"

 

 

do I have that right?

I think you are wrong Hosken - I think it went like this: "Thank you for being a friend, Traveled around the world and back again. Your heart is true, your a friend and a confidant"... something like that.

[Danchat]

Wow. Right when the Twins try to rally, Suzuki takes three straight strikes, and all of them were definitely in the strike zone (yes, even that last one).

 

Ugh.

[LaBombo]

 

Hey, how did that deer hunter wander in there?

 

Salt lick out by the batter's eye.    He's scouting locations for his stand in the fall.

 

http://www.alafarmnews.com/afcfarmnews/images/stories/0810/0810_minerals_deer.jpg

[Riverbrian]

 

If TK anonymously tells LEN3 something critical about a player, is that a Kelly Leak?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I'm still watching to see where they're going,  but I'm starting to suspect it's a loop.    Either that or they live in a city with a @#%load of banks.

No, that is just the background of an acid trip... ZOICS!

[operation mindcrime]

This games not lost by any means. Huh?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

I think you are wrong Hosken - I think it went like this: "Thank you for being a friend, Traveled around the world and back again. Your heart is true, your a friend and a confidant"... something like that.

Well,.... different strokes, for different folks

[jimbo92107]

 

Sit down Suzuki!

The Minnesota Twins has become a sanctuary where waning veterans get fat contracts for mediocre production. It's like the old men running the front office are making roster decisions with darts and a magic 8 ball. It's like they read the part in Moneyball where you can get great deals on players, but forgot the part where they have to fit in somehow. 

Edited May 24, 2016 by jimbo92107

[LaBombo]

 

I don't see anything particularly deceptive about Moylan. 

 

That's what the Yankees thought too,   and then he made the Statue of Liberty disappear...

 

http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n510/nonhocapito/Snap1-3.jpg

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

My Favorite

 

 

For any more Mitch Hedberg jokes tonight, please call:

 

1-800-I-REALLY-ENJOY-CARPETING

 

Hello? I only dialed up to 'enjoy', how did you know I was calling? I can see why they hired you.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

That's what the Yankees thought too,   and then he made the Statue of Liberty disappear...

 

http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n510/nonhocapito/Snap1-3.jpg

 

SPOILER ALERT:

 

The audience was on a stage, which the magician rotates ever-so-slowly that the audience doesn't notice. Then, facing away from the statue of liberty, open the curtain.

 

It's a great party trick.

 

 

[operation mindcrime]

Win 1 lose 3, win 1 lose 3, win 1 lose 3, does anyone else see a pattern here?

[operation mindcrime]

I see Jepsen's getting his usual work in!

[jimbo92107]

Jepsen gives up his usual two runs per appearance...

Edited May 24, 2016 by jimbo92107