May 24, 201610 yr The Minnesota Twins has become a sanctuary where waning veterans get fat contracts for mediocre production. It's like the old men running the front office are making roster decisions with darts and a magic 8 ball. It's like they read the part in Moneyball where you can get great deals on players, but forgot the part where they have to fit in somehow. Geez Jimbo. No reason to desecrate the magic 8 Ball. That **** is real.
May 24, 201610 yr This games not lost by any means. Huh? Yes, in exactly the same way that Thelma and Louise are alive and well at the end of the movie... http://www.iamag.co/features/tlouiseremake/tlouise3.jpg
May 24, 201610 yr Author This games not lost by any means. Huh? Dude It's not!!! I know exactly where to find it. Replay at 12 Midnight Central Time
May 24, 201610 yr Geez Jimbo. No reason to desecrate the magic 8 Ball. That **** is real.Sorry, I didn't mean to get into politics. Policies have to come from somewhere... ;-)
May 24, 201610 yr Author I don't see anything particularly deceptive about Moylan. I know... That's what makes him so deceptive.
May 24, 201610 yr The Minnesota Twins has become a sanctuary where waning veterans get fat contracts for mediocre production. It's like the old men running the front office are making roster decisions with darts and a magic 8 ball. It's like they read the part in Moneyball where you can get great deals on players, but forgot the part where they have to fit in somehow.It would be nice if they could even get mediocre production out of these guys
May 24, 201610 yr Jepsen is beyond cooked. Time to make Kintzler the closer. Yes, I'm serious and don't call me Shirley
May 24, 201610 yr The only fans in sight are Royals fans, and you have to look closely for them. royals.JPGTarget Field really is the best stadium going for visiting fans. I wonder if they have started marketing in other cities, or those in flight magazines.
May 24, 201610 yr It would be nice if they could even get mediocre production out of these guys Hey, we all have our wish list. Underwear made of something softer than burlap, not sleeping on the office couch at a cement plant, an even number of teeth. Dreams make life worth living.
May 24, 201610 yr Author Win 1 lose 3, win 1 lose 3, win 1 lose 3, does anyone else see a pattern here? Nope but I've been staring at this
May 24, 201610 yr Even in a blowout loss like this, Sano makes pitchers act differently. They don't want to put the ball anywhere near the middle.
May 24, 201610 yr Highlight of the night is a Web Gem by Wrong Escobar.Remember when the Twins used to make defensive plays like that? Oh the simple things in life...The fundamentals, good defense, bunting, etc.
May 24, 201610 yr Jepsen is beyond cooked. Time to make Kintzler the closer. Yes, I'm serious and don't call me Shirley At this point literally the worst thing that can happen from that or ANY other experiment is 120 losses instead of 110. Bert finally going saber on it: "4-18 in the division is not good". Easy on the analytics, Bert, you've still got to drive home tonight. Edited May 24, 201610 yr by LaBombo
May 24, 201610 yr Hey, we all have our wish list. Underwear made of something softer than burlap, not sleeping on the office couch at a cement plant, an even number of teeth. Dreams make life worth living.Lol ... 1) Check women's department2) Try the floor3) Pull one Edited May 24, 201610 yr by always33
May 24, 201610 yr Author It would be nice if they could even get mediocre production out of these guys
May 24, 201610 yr Yep. If it's not Kintzler it should be Nolasco.At this point literally the worst thing that can happen from that or ANY other experiment is 120 losses instead of 110. Bert finally going saber on it: "4-18 in the division is not good".
May 24, 201610 yr Anthony LaPanta and the Twins Live crew have a thankless job. The idea of an extra 30 minutes to recap this crap is beyond hysterical. I just wish they would go full Harry Doyle on the bit. I'd tune in just for that. Edited May 24, 201610 yr by alskntwnsfn
May 24, 201610 yr If it wasn't for the Target Field logo on the limestone behind home plate, one would think this game was played in Kansas City.
May 24, 201610 yr Even in a blowout loss like this, Sano makes pitchers act differently. They don't want to put the ball anywhere near the middle. He seems to find a way to swing at it regardless...
May 24, 201610 yr On a potentially related note, Vitameatavegamin sales are up 450% in Minnesota since the Twins' season started... http://33.media.tumblr.com/fee9435ef6d9c407315d6acedd1f11fd/tumblr_ml82sjBddp1r6sivjo5_250.gif Edited May 24, 201610 yr by LaBombo
May 24, 201610 yr I'm honestly surprise they don't bag it tonight. It's 11:30 and the game was a joke. I doubt their viewers reach 3 digits. Anthony LaPanta and the Twins Live crew have a thankless job. The idea of an extra 30 minutes to recap this crap is beyond hysterical. I just wish they would go full Harry Doyle on the bit. I'd tune in just for that.
May 24, 201610 yr Well, just watched the replay......by watch I mean watching the first 3 innings and then fast forwarding to the 9th for the suspenseful ending. No surprise finish.........again.
May 24, 201610 yr Win 1 lose 3, win 1 lose 3, win 1 lose 3, does anyone else see a pattern here? Yes, you just typed Win 1 lose 3 over and over and over.
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