I'm not Riverbrian, but he needs a tricorn.

What is that?

Just take that base. We don't need it.

The sooner we turn this thread over to riverbrian's Mitch Hedberg jokes, the better.

 

Good luck to Trevor May, auditioning for the middle reliever role. And to think he was a starting pitcher last year. How quickly they fall. 

 

Ok, done with the snark. Y'all behave now

If I were GM I would cut Nolasco immediately after this game. I have seen enough and we won't get anything in a trade.

Take the opportunity to stretch out May.  This is just farcical.

 

Ryan Hair.jpg

 

LOL... I'm crying laughing so hard. 

 

I meant a keyboard with black and white keys... Like he was in a band... but I like this better.

 

You are still a genius. 

And cut Nolasco while you're at it.

Leaderless

Talentless

Coachless

Worthless

What is that?

Is it like a triceratops?

Omg Marney is from Langdon ND. . That bakery looked excellent

40 different lineups.

 

Something to be said for consistency.

Edited May 24, 201610 yr by Aggies7

Rain!

Relax guys. Terry can fix this thing. He just needs to take a look at more Grossman types (Burnett will help).

Let's give one of the young guys a chance. We can pair Hey Didn't You Used To Be Phil Hughes and the washed up remains of Ricky Nolasco every 5th day, then the bullpen will only have to cover 3 more innings.

 

Who's with me?

Time for some basketball

They should have tarped when the twins were in the field. Just cover right over the guys

Oooo, Audra Martin is back !

 

Oh ****, of course NOW it's raining....

 

What is that?

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/47/f8/08/47f80812067f46de4fcfd4e26ece9278.jpg

The view of Molly sitting in the dugout, with the rain falling on him told the whole story of the season.

Radar lighting up. Let's hope it sticks around for about 4 more months

 

LOL... I'm crying laughing so hard. 

 

I meant a keyboard with black and white keys... Like he was in a band... but I like this better.

 

You are still a genius. 

Yeah, I am pretty happy with this one. It turned out A-Okay. A genius I am not. It is our team work that makes these kind of things come to fruition.

 

Let's give one of the young guys a chance. We can pair Hey Didn't You Used To Be Phil Hughes and the washed up remains of Ricky Nolasco every 5th day, then the bullpen will only have to cover 3 more innings. Who's with me?

We just sent down Polanco, so keep dreaming

 

What is that?

 

A pirate hat but that would mess with his hair. 

 

Let's put some more people on the keyboard. 

 

Bert and Ernie... Byung Ho Park and Lauren Shehadi. 

Looks like they will call the game.  Pretty nasty system coming.  At least one less L, yet.

 

The sooner we turn this thread over to riverbrian's Mitch Hedberg jokes, the better.

 

Good luck to Trevor May, auditioning for the middle reliever role. And to think he was a starting pitcher last year. How quickly they fall. 

 

Ok, done with the snark. Y'all behave now

http://geniusquotes.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Sleeping-quote-Mitch-Hedberg.jpg

For out-of-towners not looking at Dopplers:

 

My non-existent weather forecasting powers tell me this will be a really quick shower and the game will be back on in 30 minutes. (And might get interrupted again later on)

Another ~ $250,000 start down the ****ter.    It must be nice to be uber-rich and able to afford that kind of epic failure. 

 

Looks like they will call the game.  Pretty nasty system coming.  At least one less L, yet.

$10 bucks says they don't

they would simply pick up where they left off, correct?

 

Not that it makes a whole hell of beans. But still.

I'm cheering for a loss. Failure might bring change.

Edited May 24, 201610 yr by Spikecurveball