Nolasco is dog doody

Q:  What does a Royals fan and a bottle of beer have in common?

 

A:  They're both empty from the neck up

 

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I'm not Riverbrian, but he needs a tricorn.

Great D

7 hits, 7 outs recorded. That's like a whole home stand worth of hits for us.

 

The only bar in EGF I remember going to was Goldie's. This was in 1974

 

Back in the 80's it was Whitey's... The Antique and The Bridge and The Spud and Shenanigans. 

Trevor may getting loose lol

 

Nolasco is dog doody

 

I'd keep him in a little longer.  At least until another 5 runs come in.

 

Q:  What does a Royals fan and a bottle of beer have in common?

 

A:  They're both empty from the neck up

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I can't believe all the money spent on the simply atrocious starting pitchers that the twins have.

Bert laying it on the starting pitchers!! 

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Bert laying it on the starting pitchers!!

 

I wish we could hear what he really thinks. You can hear how badly he wants to explode.

Back in the 80's it was Whitey's... The Antique and The Bridge and The Spud and Shenanigans.

 

You seem a walking Wikipedia of EGF nightspots!

Nobody, but nobody, can tell me Alex Meyer's start in Houston was worse than this.  Nobody.  Especially not Molly.

It's about time!

 

You seem a walking Wikipedia of EGF nightspots!

 

Back in the 80's... I was a crawling Wikipedia of EGF nightspots. 

 

It was usually Tea Night somewhere. 

Tom Kelly's cat:

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Trevor may getting loose lol

I'll be honest... I thought you were being cheeky.

circle me bert.

Leaderless

Talentless

Coachless

 

I can't believe all the money spent on the simply atrocious starting pitchers that the twins have.

Hindsight, buddy. 

 

Hindsight.

Let's stretch out May!

I'll be honest... I thought you were being cheeky.

No. Hey at least we'll see some dingers. Being singled to death is boring

I feel bad for Molitor. 

 

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Good point.  I'll post the punch line after every Twins pitching change.  That will take a little longer than our 3 up 3 down hitting.

 

How bout a keyboard in front of him and with a little Brian Dozier standing on it. 

Is anybody else hoping for a 2003-Tigers-type of season at this point, just so we can say we were witness to something historic?

Hindsight, buddy. 

 

Hindsight.

With the foresight of magoo.