Promises of post-game body shots should suffice.

Ok that's just icky

0-11 RISP. That'll do it.

Okay this is what they should've done after Frankie came out of the game. With Frankie done Butera's game was also done

And the DP record is safe.

The team record is still fair game.

Okay how fun would it be for the Sox' new closer to fail epically?

Nice job by the Twins' bullpen tonight. It seems they do a pretty good job of holding down the fort whenever a starter gets knocked out early.

nice game by span, three hits.

Mauer robbed.

Oh pffft

Well that game sucked.

Sox scored all their runs on three muti-run homers. Twins had all kinds of runners on base and hit a homer--with no one on base--and they went 0-14 with RISP, while hitting into five GDPs. That combination isn't going to win many games. Obviously, Drew doesn't guarantee "good Frankie" any more than Mauer or Doumit guarantees "bad Frankie".

Just wanted to post this picture somewhere.