Article: Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 5/6 7:10PM

[Platoon]

Dick just informed me the WS are "beginning to pull away."

 

True story.

Actually they left!

[USAFChief]

 

Best reason to call Alex Meyer back up. If it comes to plunking batters, Meyer has plausible deniability. He uncorks a wild pitch often enough to claim it was an accident, and usually it is. 

Plus, it's not like anybody would believe he hit what he was aimin' at.

[Puckett34]

I think 'Zuke tries to bunt here.

[HitInAPinch]

Watching the game on FSN via Sling.  Just got a message on the screen:  Are you still watching?

 

Was wondering the same thing myself:  Why?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

No need to worry.

 

 

 

 

You're home,   twinssporto.    You're home.

Your one weird MFer LaBombo. Keep up the great work!

[Puckett34]

 

I think 'Zuke tries to bunt here.

Dang.  So close.

[Riverbrian]

 

The last time I saw a player point at second to see if he was supposed to steal was in 9 yr old ball! Oh wait...........

 

I've had players miss the steal sign... if they miss it twice... I have yelled across the diamond at them...

 

STEAL

[HitInAPinch]

 

Dang.  So close.

creative.  he tried using his butt.

[David HK]

Just exactly what class ARE you teaching??

Ah, so lovely, remedial grammar, to middle schoolers doing penance, from 830-1030 on 8 weeks of Saturday mornings, an hour's journey from my house, near the Chinese border,where the English level is, well, less than optimal. None of us wanna be there, and it's already in the 90s by 8AM-- yet somehow more pleasurable than watching the Twinkies these days.

[jimmer]

 

I think 'Zuke tries to bunt here.

usually hard to tell the difference between him bunting and him swinging away.

[USAFChief]

LOOSAH.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I'm going to 2nd why is May in this game?

To be honest, I think you could have had 3rd if you had hustled.

[LaBombo]

 

Hi-dilly-ho,   masochistarinos!

 

http://www.charactour.com/images/profile/the-simpsons-ned-flanders.jpg

 

 

 

 

Ftfy.

[David HK]

Oh c'mon, lets not exaggerate.

 

The BNB's could hit.

And they had Tanner, who could take care of business when things got outta hand.

[Ultima Ratio]

 

I've had players miss the steal sign... if they miss it twice... I have yelled across the diamond at them...

 

STEAL

Don't you first need to yell "indicator!"

[Platoon]

So Tomorrow night, by some miracle the game is within the realm of possibility, and May is T best good for one inning? This is a weird year!

[wavedog]

Progress - improved from losing 16-4 to losing 10-4 with all the changes. Tomorrow extra innings!

[Platoon]

I've had players miss the steal sign... if they miss it twice... I have yelled across the diamond at them...

 

STEAL

in an adult men's game I once gave a guy about 4 straight steal signs, and the hitter fouled off all the pitches. On the fifth sign, he yelled at me, "I ain't going, I can't run anymore"

[David HK]

Thank you, oh great spaghetti monster, or whoever created TDaily-- truth be told, I often don't even bother with gameday or the broadcast, it's far more entertaining, and truthfully informative, than the official story.

[Platoon]

Things will be better tomorrow according to Dick. He just played the "we own Chris Sale card!"

[Puckett34]

 

Progress - improved from losing 16-4 to losing 10-4 with all the changes. Tomorrow extra innings!

And lose by 2!

[Puckett34]

 

Things will be better tomorrow according to Dick. He just played the "we own Chris Sale card!"

[LaBombo]

 

 

 

D

 

 

" There was something in the air that night,  the lights were bright,  Fernando.

 

But it was not the ball, my friend,    hide in the pen,    Fernando".

Edited May 7, 2016 by LaBombo

[Riverbrian]

Don't you first need to yell "indicator!"

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