Well, if we are doing predictions... I think Park is going to hit 6HRs with 6RBIs tonight.

 

And the bear needs some food, look at his sunken tummy. 

I think the bear is fasting until the Twins win again.

On this particular day, it's best to not look. Imagine the Zach Jones thread on steroids.

I doubt there would be much of interest to me, anyway.

 

I think the bear is fasting until the Twins win again.

RIP Bear 

 

I have a feeling they will win tonight. Latos has been garbage the last couple years, and there's no way he's reverted back to a dominant pitcher. 

And he's going to stop being good this year during this particular start?

Dang, with Vanimal gone, my like to post ratio is going to take a nosedive. Maybe I should sit this one out.

Alas, i will be off doing stuff for once, and probably won't follow tonight's game too closely.

 

Sorry.

 

I will check in at some point...

 

Have a good game all! Have patience, and hopefully this safari will bloom. Or something.

 

I guess Molitor was just waiting for Brian Dozier to start to hit before putting him on the bench.

No, Dozier decided to pull a muscle.

 

And he's going to stop being good this year during this particular start?

I got a feeling..... i hope 

please for the love of god freakin win 

 

No, Dozier decided to pull a muscle.

The nerve.

It makes no difference what you wore to mow dads lawn, the fact you mowed it is all that counts. You can always get other clothes, dads are hard to replace!

So Murphy got optioned, who is our backup catcher? BTW, wasn't Murphy supposed to push Suzuki for playing time and pretty much take over the starting job by season's end?  Be prepared to welcome Suzuki back next year.

Edited May 6, 201610 yr by jimmer

Is it Centeno?

It makes no difference what you wore to mow dads lawn, the fact you mowed it is all that counts. You can always get other clothes, dads are hard to replace!

Very, very, true.

So I've been going to the same barber shop for a couple years now, and almost every time I go, the same scenario plays out.  The barber sees this kid walking in, looks down at me and says "Watch this.  This is the stupidest kid in the world!" 

 

He puts a dollar in one hand, and two quarters in the other, holding both hands open so the kid can see what is in each.  "Hey kid," he says.  "Which one you want?"

 

Sure enough, the kid picks the two quarters over the dollar bill.  After the kid walks out, the barber says, "He does the same thing every time!" and laughs and laughs.

 

Yesterday, I was walking down the street after leaving the barber, and I saw the kid walking out of a candy store with a small bag of candy.  "Hey kid," I says, "why'dya take the two quarters instead of the dollar?  That's stupid!"

 

The kid just looks at me and laughs and laughs.  "Yeah, real stupid.  The day I take the dollar bill, the jig's up."

 

I guess Molitor was just waiting for Brian Dozier to start to hit before putting him on the bench.

 

I'm glad he's willing to consider it.

 

Paul: (after reading this post) Hey I consider it... I don't usually act upon it... but I consider it. 

 

 

 

Lots of tension in the other threads.. I suggest we take a deep breath, let the dominoes fall where they may, and be like this bear today. 

That's good advice, Van. I think I will-- ahhhh, the warm sunshine on my fur, a salmon in my belly, deadly claws resting on my powerful haunches, idly watching the tasty humans fumble about at their base-ball. And at the first sign of weakness, I will charge down off this sunny spot, and devour them, carnivore that I am...

 

And the bear needs some food, look at his sunken tummy. 

 

Where's DiCaprio 

Got a live shot of good ol TR's scouting department 

 

  

Have fun everyone. I will be sitting in the Denver airport....for what appears to be some time.

 

I think the bear is fasting until the Twins win again.

 

You could place Dicaprio in the picture with his arm around the bear I'd bet. 

 

No, Dozier decided to pull a muscle.

 

We all face tough decisions in life. 

 

RIP Bear 

 

Early leader for post of the night

 

Is it Centeno?

Yup

 

http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/team/depth_chart/?c_id=min

Idle bear in the sunshine looks at that Sox lineup and wonders why we can't just beat these guys brains in, tonight and every night?

 

Have fun everyone. I will be sitting in the Denver airport....for what appears to be some time.

 

Sorry to hear that

 

I think Airports should have Bowling Alleys and Golf Courses because those delays happen too often. 

Where's DiCaprio

 

I wonder how Hugh Glass would have handled the news that O'Rourke was optioned? Crawling to Target Center on 94 to seek revenge on TR might have been iffy! And using the North Star line takes some of the intensity out of the trip!

Latos is pretty inked up. I'm waiting for the time when a pitcher inks his entire arm baseball color. That could be nasty.

Wow, what a  downer of a delay. I remember when a similar thing happened in Toronto a few years back.

Waiting to hear if the fan is ok so I can make jokes about the twins season needing to be resuscitated.