Alex Meyer and Unicycle Fight Club

[jimbo92107]

For obvious reasons, nobody talks about Unicycle Fight Club. Suffice it that the rules are simple, and the outcomes can be nasty.

 

- Bring your own damn unicycle.

- No attacking the spokes.

- If you drop your two-by-four, you lose. 

 

Good balance is vital in UFC, as is quickness in the reflexes, strong hands, tolerance for pain, etc. Physics dictates most of the equipment limitations, such as the length of your board and the size of your ride. Meyer's long arms and legs would require a pretty tall wheel, but his reach would be impressive. After many early bumps and bruises, Meyer might rise quickly in the ranks, tho of course he couldn't brag about it. 

 

Oh, and no nails in your board, and it has to be reasonably free of splinters. It's a tough way to learn to control your balance point, but the lesson is unforgettable. 

 

All we need now is for someone to approach Twins management, then...don't talk about Unicycle Fight Club. 

 

 

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