April 26, 201610 yr I was hoping the Twins would break out some purple jerseys tonightI swear, whoever came up with the red jersey idea knew the Twins were "dead men walking" this year. Either that, or those uniforms need to be burned with fire until turned to ash and the ashes scattered to the four winds.
April 26, 201610 yr Anybody mention how our uniforms suck again tonight? Purple ... anything but RED. Edited April 26, 201610 yr by ScrapTheNickname
April 26, 201610 yr "We're gonna Win Twins... We're gonna Score... We're Gonna Win Twins... Watch that Baseball Soar" "Knock out a Home Run... Shout a hip hoo-ray... Cheer for the Minnesota Twins Today" It's really a great song... It has all the elements of a hit. Well, the Twins could certainly use a hit. Any hit.
April 26, 201610 yr Author Anybody mention how our uniforms suck again tonight? Purple ... anything but RED. I've been dreaming about the Robin's Egg Blue and bringing those back But Yeah... Why Red? Why not Purple? We are a Purple Town... We could have done a Purple Alternate Jersey instead
April 26, 201610 yr That seems high... 10/169 maybe... perhaps Dick has had too much to drink already.how much would it take to watch 891 games like this?
April 26, 201610 yr That seems high... 10/169 maybe... perhaps Dick has had too much to drink already.No, that's the ratio of pitches in the dirt that they have stopped.
April 26, 201610 yr How can one calculate WAR for a team as terrible as this?Why do you think negative numbers were invented?
April 26, 201610 yr Why do you think negative numbers were invented?I can't imagine anyone other than Mauer and Nunez being positive at this point
April 26, 201610 yr Author I swear, whoever came up with the red jersey idea knew the Twins were "dead men walking" this year. Either that, or those uniforms need to be burned with fire until turned to ash and the ashes scattered to the four winds. Well... if that's the way it works... Ash... Can you scatter them to the four winds? It appears you are up.
April 26, 201610 yr Pretty simply. It's Wins Above Replacement, i.e. a team made up entirely of replacement-level players. Therefore: 0.Heh heh, it was sarcasm guys
April 26, 201610 yr Lol dick thought they could turn 3 theredid you see Chicago's triple play? anything can happen
April 26, 201610 yr Why do you think negative numbers were invented?Are imaginary numbers for potential?
April 26, 201610 yr Just remember to use them for good instead of evil. That totally depends on who the recipient is.
April 26, 201610 yr Better living through nose oil. Thanks, Bert.Damn, Bert, you just gave away the secret of Oil of Olay.
April 26, 201610 yr what's up with HBO... not running thrones until 12:30 tonight.... now they know why everyone pirates it.
April 26, 201610 yr did you see Chicago's triple play? anything can happenHaha they had a shot if Nunez wasn't about 20 feet from the bag when he fielded it.
April 26, 201610 yr From a marketing standpoint just think how many purple jerseys they could sell. The Vikings seem pretty good at it.
April 26, 201610 yr Are imaginary numbers for potential?For whatever reason, imaginary numbers work in the real world. However, we're not talking the real world when it comes to Twins baseball.
April 26, 201610 yr Are imaginary numbers for potential? If you get those, it means your team is so bad that WAR is broken.
April 26, 201610 yr Wow, Target Field looks pretty empty tonight. cheap seats from scalpers.I think everyone's still at First Avenue.
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