..........

That's what happens in the big leagues when you throw a nothing pitch.

Man, Twins baseball has been so fun to watch the last couple of days...

 

Man, Twins baseball has been so fun to watch the last couple of days...

I know what you mean. Normally I'd click Like This but that didn't seem quite right.

 

Man, Twins baseball has been so fun to watch the last couple of days...

Well, it sure aint fun on the radio...what am I missing re: fun part?????

That blonde goatee looks awful on Felix Hernandez

 

Murder is wrong always

 

Unless... there is only one Snickers bar left and someone else is looking at it. 

 

Well, Snickers has taught me that you're not yourself when you're hungry.  So when I murder someone over a Snickers bar, the temporary insanity defense is baked right in.

It's interesting (to a few people, anyway) that almost all baseball players who bat R/throw L are pitchers.

 

That blonde goatee looks awful on Felix Hernandez

 

Who doesn't blonde goatees look awful on?

So I'm at this game... and the first thing I notice is that the Nats don't shoot off fireworks during the "rockets red glare".

What section?

 

Who doesn't blonde goatees look awful on?

Blonde guys.

Who doesn't blonde goatees look awful on?

Hence why I don't grow out a goatee.. My hair is as blonde as they come.

 

Who doesn't blonde goatees look awful on?

99 % of the female population.

 

That's PPEDB

It's tattooed on my lower back... it's a tramp stamp.

Looks like we'll have to treat this game as all of my one night stands have treated me: let's pretend this never happened.

 

It's interesting (to a few people, anyway) that almost all baseball players who bat R/throw L are pitchers.

 

And... And... 100% of the bat L/throw L players get indentations in their hand when they try to write in a spiral notebook. 

 

And... And... 100% of the bat L/throw L players get indentations in their hand when they try to write in a spiral notebook. 

Less than 100%. My son is bat L/throw L but writes right-handed.

 

And... And... 100% of the bat L/throw L players get indentations in their hand when they try to write in a spiral notebook. 

And ... and ... 100% of the bat R/throw R players get indentations in their hand when they try to write on the opposite page of a spiral notebook.

 

And... And... 100% of the bat L/throw L players get indentations in their hand when they try to write in a spiral notebook. 

 

All this lefty talk made me wonder what Brian Duensing is up to.  Turns out I found a news article that says he's opened a specialty store while waiting for a call from a team.  They even had a picture!

 

 

Less than 100%. My son is bat L/throw L but writes right-handed.

If you want to recall what it was like in Kindergarten, pick up a pen with the wrong hand and try to write your name, then draw a circle. Extra points if you can get the ends of the circle pretty close...

 

Less than 100%. My son is bat L/throw L but writes right-handed.

 

Sometimes that raffle drum spits out some weird stuff. 

 

Writing with the non-dominant hand is better than golf ball sized neck moles for example 

All this lefty talk made me wonder what Brian Duensing is up to.  Turns out I found a news article that says he's opened a specialty store while waiting for a call from a team.  They even had a picture!

 

Ned Flanders and his kids are some of the greatest cartoon creations ever.

All this lefty talk made me wonder what Brian Duensing is up to.  Turns out I found a news article that says he's opened a specialty store while waiting for a call from a team.  They even had a picture!

 

 

Ned Flanders and his kids are some of the greatest cartoon creations ever.

 

After Bullwinkle of course. 

I'm amphibious. I write with both hands.
 
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Dan Gladden--"I would say that Brian Dozier is more of a pull hitter".

 

Oh, you think so doctor?

Edited April 23, 201610 yr by Cap'n Piranha

OK Buck, here's an opportunity.

Ok Buxton, time to be a big boy and show you belong in the majors 

Dear Byron Buxton,

 

Please don't even notice that the bases are loaded. Just put the ball in play... There is no such thing as a 7 run homer.

 

Just make contact 

 

Thank You

 

Sincerely, 

 

Riverbrian

Dan Gladden--"I would say that Brian Dozier is more of a pull hitter".

 

Oh, you think so doctor?

Oh, leave the dazzle man alone. He's the best one we got.