I guess it doesn't matter who you bring in.

Well, the fourth date is the secret internet baseball persona date. Better figure this out quick.

I've vetted this out already. She's more interested in men wearing tight baseball pants, sunshine, and beer over any team. Perhaps I can convince her to like some Twins players!

Chief,

 

Fitting that Leviathan is driving that train

One pitch. Awful.

Pitcher's duel, eh?

This bullpen... CRIPES!

 

I've vetted this out already. She's more interested in men wearing tight baseball pants, sunshine, and beer over any team. Perhaps I can convince her to like some Twins players!

Or perhaps you should just put on some tight baseball pants ... ?

Well, shoot.

 

Next inning.

Jesus did I somehow turn the channel to the HR derby?

 

I've vetted this out already. She's more interested in men wearing tight baseball pants, sunshine, and beer over any team. Perhaps I can convince her to like some Twins players!

So what you're saying is she is interested in men who wear sunshine AND beer? I like her style.

What, you think all the girls on Twins Daily joined because they thought it was a dating website for twins?

I meant where I'm from (Pennsylvania). If you don't like the Yankees, Phillies or Red Sox, they've never heard of them.

THE BULLPEN IS FINE!!!!

Dick and Bert acting like Pressley is some unhittable phenom.

THE BULLPEN IS FINE!!!!

Haha Matt Capps

 

It's been a whirlwind of a week guys.. date #3 is on the schedule for tomorrow.. and I was presented an offer to join a new company today! Could be a lot of changes happening for ol' Vanimal.

Hey Van. Life is strange and it changes day to day. If by chance we don't hear from you much going forward, It is straight forward understandable. Go live your life and indulge. I'm so happy that girl you crushed on is working out and the new job opportunity seems promising, given the fact that you are intrigued, that has to mean something.

 

God Speed my Son!

Hitting a round ball with a round bat is hard..pffft, lol.

Cool, another walk. I have to admit, it is awfully considerate of the Twins bullpen to give up walks. The Brewers might hurt themselves swinging the bat and running to first base.

Mike trombley..now there's an arm you could trust.

Please send the private plane for Chargois. No hits or walks in 5 IP (9 k).

 

Another great outing for Meyer tonight. May as well send one for him too.

 

7 ip, 2 ER. 2 BB and 7 k. 1.04 ERA

 

THE BULLPEN IS FINE!!!!

DUMPSTER FIRE? NO! THAT'S AN INDUSTRIAL GARBAGE BURNER BEHIND THE LEFT FIELD WALL!

I want one of them bomber hats.  Somebody hook me up.

So, Mr. Pressly, that thing about putting up a zero after your team scores....

Aaron Hicks threw out a runner at home

 

THE BULLPEN IS FINE!!!!

If you're a Brewers fan today...

I saw this church sign just now ...

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FFS! How do these clowns face their teammates?

Or perhaps you should just put on some tight baseball pants ... ?

I could... *furiously types baseball pants on Amazon* *orders pants 1 size too small* *uses Amazon Prime to get them before Friday*

Chief,

 

Log into Ebay about 10:30 pm that night. Should be 2,000 listed.

In Brewers news, the players are already turning on Counsell. They all saw him holding a bat, and now...now they're just not sure about that guy.

Or perhaps you should just put on some tight baseball pants ... ?

I just downloaded the Bumble app....we'll see if any of these ladies like twins baseball