Bert calls a "good take" laying off a 57 footer. My how expectations have lowered.

 

Mauer-ski with the 0-2 base knock.  Now would be a great time to come out of that slump Miguel.

Mauer's on a tear!

can Sano crush one here?

I can make you.

Don't do it.

Man, both pitchers throwing 90-91 fastballs, but good movement.  Guys are missing like crazy.  

I thought you were dead?

Big difference between mostly dead and all dead...

MAUER!!!!!!! hits a single up the middle.

 

That's what we've been reduced to this season.

Arg.  He just missed hitting that about 475 feet.

 

Arg.  He just missed hitting that about 475 feet.

by about 200 feet.

Last year that pitch would have been in the upper deck...

 

by about 200 feet.

 

About a quarter of an inch on the bat

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Twins offense..

 

I can make you.

 

Animated courtroom sketch of confrontation...

 

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JOE!

Geez....Joe flashing the leather on the dive.  What's gotten into him this year?  I love it.

See...that's a more entertaining out than another boring K.

 

And depending on how the game goes, we might want you to do 90 more of these

Or would you rather have the red jersey's 90 more times? 

That. Was. Sweet.  Joe-to-Phil, to get a speedy runner.  Awesome.  Maybe that'll help wake up the bats!

 

by about 200 feet.

It was at least 475 feet in the air, tho...

 

I meant a bench day, you pedantic something-or-other.

Obviously, you weren't getting on Chief, otherwise it would have been "I mean a bench day, you pedantic old something-or-other. 

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Animated courtroom sketch of confrontation...

 

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Or would you rather have the red jersey's 90 more times? 

Rod Carew taking the Lou Brown approach to hitting. "Hayes, you put the ball on the ground. If I see a fly ball, you owe me 10 push-ups."

 

Or would you rather have the red jersey's 90 more times? 

 

We're gonna run out of expendable Twins way before the 90 mark...

 

 

Wow, did Phil do a job on Abreu there.

I'm just worried our offense is in the middle of a Snapper Mow-Em-Down Season.

This sounds like a job for...

 

Fertilizer?

I meant a bench day, you pedantic something-or-other.

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I'm shocked Audra is not wearing a snappy red jersey.

Hughes looking solid so far, lets get some points on the board now

 

Wow, did Phil do a job on Abreu there.

 

I'm gonna do a job on several Abrews if the Twins can't put the bat on the ball more often...